If only this was America J.P. etc. al vs. Beeston, Rogers

[Olerud363]

If jays were an american team I'd suggest we raise some money for a Lawyer to help JPA sue Beeston.

 

Premise: Paul Beeston has repeatedly rehired bad employees such as Cito Gaston, Duane Murphy, etc. who have been on record as stating on base percentage is over-rated and homerrzzz and rbizzzz are what counts. JPA, an young empoyee of Beeston's has recently been on record (this May I beleive) with very similiar statements.

 

3 months later JPAs career is in jepoardy. He has not developed the skills to get on base, and his homerrzz and ribizzz alone are not sustaining his career. JPA may be out of baseball soon. The advice from Gaston and Murphy has cost JPA 10s of millions of dollars. We hold Paul Beeston responsible for this as he was warned about Gaston and Murphy in many memos and meetings from 2009-2011.

 

OK. Before you go nuts keep in mind Beeston is innocent until proven guilty. Many issues will be examined in the trial. Beeston in the end could come out as a saintly, godly, righteous dude... we don't know. It depends how the trial goes. We will examine the entire history of the Blue Jays.

 

Beeston's Lawyers will argue Beeston and Gaston are brilliant baseball men responsible for 92/93.. JP's lawyers will bring out Pat Gillick and ask him many important questions. Such as what happened after 91?? Did Gillick ever want to fire Gaston?? Why?? What has Gillick Accomplished since 92/93?? What has Beeston accomplished since then?? What about Gaston??

 

Beeston;'s Lawyers will argue Gaston has a positive effect on the players, he will argue Gaston hardly overlapped with J.P. JPs lawyers will look into clubhouse mutiny of 2009. Aaron Hill will be brought to the stand and asked about his Blue Jays experience vs. Arizona. We will examine Murphy and where he got his ideas about hitting from. We will look closely at whether Murphy has and/or still is influencing J.P.

 

JPs lawyers will have to prove Beeston is the critical guy in some of these hiring decisions. AA will be brought onto the stand and forced to reveal discussions regarding Gaston and/or Murhpies hiring/retiriring/firing.

 

Beeston may very well be innocent. But it would be a fascinating trial.

[GeorgiaPeach]

What is wrong with you?

[z3r0s]

sarcasm detectors... clearly broken.

[GeorgiaPeach]

A lot of stupid talk to convey a little sarcasm.

[G-Snarls]

Dafuq did I just read?

 

You actually read past the first 2 lines?!?!?!

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[G-Snarls]

1 garbage thread per day on new board >>> 20 per day on old board

[wilko]

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[John_Havok]

I dunno, compared to the threads where he's actually trying to make legitimate points, this one is arguably more informative

[GeorgiaPeach]

I dunno, compared to the threads where he's actually trying to make legitimate points, this one is arguably more informative

 

Like where he tried convincing people Johnny Olerud should be in the HOF because he wore a helmet in the field?

[kgm1]

You actually read past the first 2 lines?!?!?!

 

Nah , doubt anyone got past the first