GDT(2/3): Toronto Blue Jays @ Tampa Bay Rays - Buehrle vs Moore- 7:10 PM ET

[GD]

do they offer up a virgin or put melky on the DL? it's one or the other.

 

I say we sacrifice fatcow and boni

[Angrioter]

Perez DFA or RP DL

[TwistedLogic]

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Wow. You got a "thanks" from Wilnercibia. You just hit rock bottom.

 

Return that smiling son of a bitch to this board immediately. We have to prepare him for tomorrow.

 

We aren't finished yet. Not even close.

[Angrioter]

[Wilnercibia]

Jose Reyes can't save us from Low IQ swing for the fences baseball..

 

He will help defensively and get on base, but other than that...

 

This team has been a major disappointment these last games..Unacceptable and embarrassing

[G-Snarls]

 

Surprised actually

[Deadpool]

 

Probably the right move, but we still need a 40 man roster spot... Do we dare expose one of the shitbags that nobody even remembers was on the team to waivers?

[Wilnercibia]

AA is a racist...

[Deadpool]

Guys on the 40 man who aren't on the 25 man currently:

 

64 Chad Jenkins

49 Brad Lincoln

35 Sean Nolin

58 Todd Redmond

31 Michael Schwimer

37 Mickey Storey

51 Thad Weber

6 A.J. Jimenez

2 Ryan Goins

Mauro Gomez

13 Brett Lawrie

8 Anthony Gose

14 Moises Sierra

 

One of these guys will probably be gone (or Morrow or Happ could be transferred to the 60 day DL.)

 

Please keep your "DFA Lawrie" comments to a minimum.

[Pete_7]

Ortiz transferred to the 60

[o2cui2i]

I say we sacrifice fatcow and boni

 

I think Fatcow would throw himself on his sword to get back to winning ways.

[GD]

Okay so I got to reading the thread. This isn't as bad as it could have been. After reading this part:

 

She let me hug her and kiss all over her face except her lips. It appeared as if she wanted to get to know me first by having a plenty of conversation. She told me I should not be holding her, or any girl, for too long on the first date. She told me to take it slow.

 

She sometimes pushed me back if I was holding her too long or too hard.

 

I expected the picture he linked to be a picture of the chick's dog. So yeah, it could have been worse.

 

Trust me, that's not even as bad as it gets.

[Wilnercibia]

Wouldn`t be surprised if the jays went on a giant losing streak now that Kawasaki has been demoted, they must all be so depressed and sad...

 

Gonna play in their minds, both the pitchers and batters.

 

This is why you don`t buy a puppy, because it eventually dies

[Chappy]

Thinly veiled brag about having a life

 

It's rare around these parts, I know.

[GD]

It's rare around these parts, I know.

 

What is this "life" you people speak of?

[GD]

That was such a horrifying misuse of that meme.

[Wilnercibia]

http://images.wikia.com/random-ness/images/c/cc/Grandma_-_What_is_this_i_don

 

Dang, shes right up Spankys alley

[GD]

Dang, shes right up Spankys alley

 

10/10 would bang

[JFD]

Wouldn`t be surprised if the jays went on a giant losing streak now that Kawasaki has been demoted, they must all be so depressed and sad...

 

Gonna play in their minds, both the pitchers and batters.

 

This is why you don`t buy a puppy, because it eventually dies

 

11 game win streak followed by an 11 game losing streak #onlythebluejays