A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[The Cats Ass]

I would like to purchase a mid-rotation SP.

 

Rick Porcello?

[Dr. Dinger]

Rick Porcello?

 

I DESPISE Rick Porcello.

[The Cats Ass]

I DESPISE Rick Porcello.

 

Your opinion is biased. You could trade for him too. Let him back into your heart

[BTS]

I bet Nick would move Spencer Turnbull in this league. You're welcome.

 

I just acquired him in BORED an hour or so ago.

[P2F]

I just acquired him in BORED an hour or so ago.

 

Wise move, mon frere.

[Spanky99]

Wise move, mon frere.

 

PS. I didn't want to move him.

 

Team's too good.

[z3r0s]

I was really depending on Whitley to bolster the old rotation (both colloquially and literally 'old'). Welp...

 

Came in as an RP today and got blasted... again...

[TheHurl]

After once being almost 40 games under .500 against Dinger I'm almost back to even.

[z3r0s]

I would like to acquire a good starting pitcher. All assets are available. I will lean towards offers that mortgage future assets.

[Dr. Dinger]

I would like to acquire a good starting pitcher. All assets are available. I will lean towards offers that mortgage future assets.

 

Emerging aces Domingo German and Frankie Montas could be acquired for legitimate, valuable futures.

[Laika]

Like our beautiful province, I am Open For Business.

 

Mostly would look to sell legitimate Ace James Paxton, who is amazing and is not seriously hurt, c'mon.

Offer me a sexy rebuilding package for him.

[P2F]

Just one more start in the OF and I will call upon Senzel.

[Abomination]

Just one more start in the OF and I will call upon Senzel.

 

Bet you're wishing you hadn't waited.

[P2F]

Bet you're wishing you hadn't waited.

 

If this were true, then I'd simply call him up now.

 

I've currently got no room for him, as I'm already rostering superstars Pete Alonso, Hunter Dozier, and Christian Walker at 1B, 3B, and DH.

[L54]

I have a bevy of SP available. Sonny Gray, Yonny Chirinos, Tyler Skaggs, Stro Show

 

Prospects please. Maybe your injured players too

 

Make me an offer if you're interested in any of these guys. If you ask me what I'm looking for you aren't getting a reply

[P2F]

 

This week's PRs.

[The Cats Ass]

Who wants Tim Beckham for a pick upgrade?

[jaysblue]

Who wants Tim Beckham for a pick upgrade?

 

If I didn't have Arenado and Polanco, I would be all over this.

[Dr. Dinger]

If I didn't have Arenado and Polanco, I would be all over this.

 

Does Arenado has SS eligibility now? That's fecking sweet.

[jaysblue]

Does Arenado has SS eligibility now? That's fecking sweet.

 

Beckham has 3B and SS. Currently I have Arenado at 3B and Polanco at SS, with Marwin Gonzalez as my super utility guy.

 

I think Beckham can match his 2017 numbers or even surpass them somewhat. His low. OBP isn't that good of a fit for this league however. But if he hits 20-25 HR's which I think he will, he's a valuable piece.

[Boxcar]

Who wants Tim Beckham for a pick upgrade?

 

But who will you put in your UTIL slot?

[The Cats Ass]

But who will you put in your UTIL slot?

 

Calhoun/Odor. I appreciate your concern though

[Boxcar]

Beckham has 3B and SS. Currently I have Arenado at 3B and Polanco at SS, with Marwin Gonzalez as my super utility guy.

 

I think Beckham can match his 2017 numbers or even surpass them somewhat. His low. OBP isn't that good of a fit for this league however. But if he hits 20-25 HR's which I think he will, he's a valuable piece.

 

Tim Beckham sucks.

[Boxcar]

Calhoun/Odor. I appreciate your concern though

 

Killer options, there. When I get all star 1B Matt Olson back, would you be interested in Mitch Moreland? He's better than both of those guys, and would probably be a top 3 contributor on your team.

[The Cats Ass]

Killer options, there. When I get all star 1B Matt Olson back, would you be interested in Mitch Moreland? He's better than both of those guys, and would probably be a top 3 contributor on your team.

 

Over the past month Calhoun has been better than half your team. Didi is also ahead of schedule. Odor will heat up eventually. And Matt Olson's team will finish 9th.

 

All guaranteed to happen.

[P2F]

Killer options, there. When I get all star 1B Matt Olson back, would you be interested in Mitch Moreland? He's better than both of those guys, and would probably be a top 3 contributor on your team.

 

 

[Boxcar]

Over the past month Calhoun has been better than half your team. Didi is also ahead of schedule. Odor will heat up eventually. And Matt Olson's team will finish 9th.

 

All guaranteed to happen.

 

Yeah my offense started like s***. Now it's coming around.

 

Ah the folly of taking early results at face value. You are going to look very dumb in a few months.

[Boxcar]

 

 

Ya rly

[The Cats Ass]

 

 

Haven't you heard. Matt Olson will change everything

[Boxcar]

Haven't you heard. Matt Olson will change everything

 

Ride those BABIPs while ya can