A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[z3r0s]

And I'm back to middle of the pack. Stupid pool

 

Best to pack it in and trade me your good players.

[BTS]

Epic week, gg man.

 

I don't care I ended up shooting myself in the foot, I'll always roll them f***in bones.

 

We both seemed to push all the wrong buttons. You lost a category with streams, and I lost a category by deciding to sit Matt Harvey yesterday.

[The Cats Ass]

Queen B, a proposition for you:

 

All of my 2020 MiLB picks for yours

All of my 2020 waiver picks for yours

 

Can we get an update on this? Thanks

[Boxcar]

Can we get an update on this? Thanks

 

Yeah, update is that it's April, dumbass

[The Cats Ass]

Yeah, update is that it's April, dumbass

 

Sorry, thought it was March still. My bad.

[Boxcar]

Sorry, thought it was March still. My bad.

 

Nate Lowe era has begun. Soon you're gonna have to stfu.

[TRM]

Looking forward to the PRs. I need to know exactly how much gloating about being in first I should be doing.

 

 

Answer: likely very little

[The Cats Ass]

Nate Lowe era has begun. Soon you're gonna have to stfu.

 

Fun fact, Nate Lowe currently has the exact same number of HRs in his MiLB career as Yangervis Solarte does in his MiLB career.

[L54]

Is P2F alive? I hope everything is okay, not like him to be dragging on a Monday

[tafkasg]

I'm sorry for comparing you to Mrs. Lovejoy, come back P2F we all love you.

 

Also my offense went all Thinner after everyone's favourite Doc tricked me into pimping it, please uncurse me?

[P2F]

Here are the tardy PRs.

 

[Laika]

Yikes

[Spanky99]

lol... I'll post this for us again, Org.

 

[tafkasg]

Yikes

 

Time to unload some of those risky pitching investments imo boss.

 

Why I could show you something in the lovely Michael Chavis line today!

[Dr. Dinger]

Will trade Teoscar Hernandez for any draft pick upgrade.

[z3r0s]

Craig Kimbrel can suck a bag of dicks

[Dr. Dinger]

Craig Kimbrel can suck a bag of dicks

 

I’ll reacquire him if you’re feeling impatient.

[Boxcar]

Craig Kimbrel can suck a bag of dicks

 

Sucks for you but it does feel nice that we all laughed at him for his asking price and we were totally vindicated in doing so

[TheHurl]

Sucks for you but it does feel nice that we all laughed at him for his asking price and we were totally vindicated in doing so

 

Also like to note once again...same agent as Albies. No website for the company or anything. Got to figure he's part of a criminal organization who forced clients to sign with him.

[Dr. Dinger]

Also like to note once again...same agent as Albies. No website for the company or anything. Got to figure he's part of a criminal organization who forced clients to sign with him.

 

Possibly related, TBH. If the Kimbrel signing goes to s*** (as it has) and Kimbrel fires this agent, it makes it more likely that Albies fires him also before his big extension opportunity. I read that this agent was worried Albies would leave him so he signed ASAP to get his commish before a big fish poaches his money client.

[Laika]

Biggest mistake I ever made... not holding onto Raul Adalberto Mondesi! He's a fantasy stud?

[Dr. Dinger]

Biggest mistake I ever made... not holding onto Raul Adalberto Mondesi! He's a fantasy stud?

 

He’s the new Villar, some dude who dumbass 5x5 analysts go nuts for but isn’t really sustainably good.

[tafkasg]

Nooooo Kluber.

 

f***ing cornhole ********** piece of ass toerag uphill gardening twatsandwich circus s*** on a cross!!

[Laika]

Nooooo Kluber.

 

f***ing cornhole ********** piece of ass toerag uphill gardening twatsandwich circus s*** on a cross!!

 

Knew it was broken. Still tried to make the play. Klubot.

 

[tafkasg]

Knew it was broken. Still tried to make the play. Klubot.

 

 

s***, if it didn't roll so far he even might have.

[jaysblue]

f*** the Marlins!

[tafkasg]

Budding superstars Chavis and Riley are available, make ole tafkasg look like a fool, today!

 

(for starting pitching)

[Boxcar]

Finally my offense is ceasing to be complete trash ATM, but unless Mikolas, Sale and Hendricks stop sucking major dick, pretty sure I'm.losing my bet with BTS.

 

Never trade for ace pitchers, that's the lesson here.

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[tafkasg]

Finally my offense is ceasing to be complete trash ATM, but unless Mikolas, Sale and Hendricks stop sucking major dick, pretty sure I'm.losing my bet with BTS.

 

Never trade for ace pitchers, that's the lesson here.

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Trade me your ace pitchers

[Boxcar]

Trade me your ace pitchers

 

I only have one and he's untouchable.