A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[tafkasg]

Speedy old pal it's time to update that team name!

 

I've got a few suggestions,

 

Bauer(s) Power!

Schoop (There it is)

I AM THE LAW!

Porky Pig Pineapple Tits

 

Not a loser in the bunch.

[tafkasg]

I think I've seen enough from Mr. Godley, if someone wants to beat the waiver wire and give me some s*** pick upgrade he's yours.

[TheHurl]

Not a loser in the bunch.

 

Just the team owner.

[Dr. Dinger]

I think I've seen enough from Mr. Godley, if someone wants to beat the waiver wire and give me some s*** pick upgrade he's yours.

 

You gonna call up Vogelbach now that the best month of production in his entire career is over?

[tafkasg]

You gonna call up Vogelbach now that the best month of production in his entire career is over?

 

Why should I, how much harder can my offense pound you chumps into the sand?

[Dr. Dinger]

Why should I, how much harder can my offense pound you chumps into the sand?

 

If you pounded me, I didn't feel it go in. Your offence looks surprisingly vulnerable these days, I fully expect to eclipse it once the thiccboi arrives.

[tafkasg]

If you pounded me, I didn't feel it go in. Your offence looks surprisingly vulnerable these days.

 

This troll is 2 years premature good Doc.

[Dr. Dinger]

I might take Godley, actually. Name your absolute lowest price.

[tafkasg]

I might take Godley, actually. Name your absolute lowest price.

 

Hurl's offered a compensation package you can't eve DREAM OF.

[tafkasg]

God dammit, glancing at the stats it appears I'd have 14-0 skunked you last week Queen B, who's the jerk that made this bs schedule anyway?

 

E: f*** I love h2h, even when the despair is my own.

[tafkasg]

Godley + milb 79 to Hurl, milb 44 to me

[TheHurl]

confirmed I have dropped Blaine Hardy to make room. Edited April 24, 2019 by TheHurl

[The Cats Ass]

That's a godley-awful deal for both sides. Edited April 24, 2019 by TheHurl

[tafkasg]

confirmed

 

Who ya dropping?

 

Send em my way or dump that s***, I've got schemes a brewin'.

[P2F]

Org is getting Cal Mitchell in our trade.

[Orgfiller]

Cal Mitchell going to me in that deal. Will be calling up Fernando Tatis Jr.

[P2F]

I'm so stoked to own Danny Jansen, but I'd feel a lot better about it if he were hitting.

[tafkasg]

Riley Pint is available, boasting an impressive 15 K/9 after 3 starts!

 

Probably no need to look any deeper there.

[The Cats Ass]

Riley Pint is available, boasting an impressive 15 K/9 after 3 starts!

 

Probably no need to look any deeper there.

 

I'm sold. 2 HBP, 6 WP in 3 innings.

[Laika]

Feel free to sign any time now, Dallas.

[BTS]

Streaming Taylor Hearn against Seattle was not a wise decision SG

[tafkasg]

Streaming Taylor Hearn against Seattle was not a wise decision SG

 

Why, you figure it'll affect the pitching outcome?

[BTS]

Why, you figure it'll affect the pitching outcome?

 

No, I just wanted to draw attention to one of the most hilarious stream outcomes I've seen in quite some time.

[tafkasg]

Fair.

 

If I wasn't desperate or expected Cahill to be so pathetic against a AAA offense I wouldn't have.

 

Did you stream him or..?

[BTS]

Fair.

 

If I wasn't desperate or expected Cahill to be so pathetic against a AAA offense I wouldn't have.

 

Did you stream him or..?

 

I don't know why I expected you to have a laugh at guy getting utterly blitzed without being salty.

[Boxcar]

I don't know why I expected you to have a laugh at guy getting utterly blitzed without being salty.

 

A side effect of TDS is a constant state of anger and the deterioration of any sense of humor.

[tafkasg]

I don't know why I expected you to have a laugh at guy getting utterly blitzed without being salty.

 

You seem awfully sensitive, you made a barbed joke and I returned it?

[tafkasg]

A side effect of TDS is a constant state of anger and the deterioration of any sense of humor.

 

To clarify, you're too scared to post in this thread if you're getting your ass kicked that week?

 

Nice to have you back buddy, for now.

[Boxcar]

To clarify, you're too scared to post in this thread if you're getting your ass kicked that week?

 

Nice to have you back buddy, for now.

 

The internet, this board, and this very thread, are terrifying things. I've never been on the receiving end of smack talk, but imagine id shrivel like a raisin and weep were that to change.

[tafkasg]

Have whatever political opinion you want, post anything you want but...you're not actually going through life accusing people of having "tds" or calling them libtards in public, right?

 

This is just an online thing?

 

I know I'm indulging you in your off topic trolling, but I worry about you pal.