A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[TRM]

What's the dinger reference in your AG write up, Boxy?

[Boxcar]

Georgia Peach - Unsuccessful fish monger (Stuck in the past, stores his fish without any type of cooling. Other fish mongers have discovered using mountain snow and ice to maintain freshness, but Peach remains unconvinced. Always ambitious, GP tries to sell many fish in one day and curiously always must throw away half of his stock, even after having an end of the day half off sale. Other kind merchants attempt to correct his error, but he gruffly replies, "mind your own damn stall!"

[Boxcar]

What's the dinger reference in your AG write up, Boxy?

 

DInger's defeat in LOD

[TRM]

Silvergun - King (A true champ, will rule for the forseeable future. Very rarely seen by the common folk)

 

BTS - Queen (Queen B, also Silverguns bitch. Not actually important but inserts himself into the conversations of those actually in charge unannounced and uninvited)

 

Dr. Dinger - Prince (Long seen as the heirto the throne, but hasn't ever put it all together. Still, strong genes, one day will likely rule)

 

North - Princess(Has a crown, but generally unliked and called a little bitch by most. Also young)

 

NJH - High Priest (Makes all the rules, has a lot of say and power. Ultimately everyone defers to him, but the basis of his power is sketchy, despite being recognized. Was more important at the beginning of time)

 

TCA - Court Jester (Entertainment for the royals. Often drunk.)

 

FeatherD - Kings Dead Old Father (Once was the king. Will likely never be king again. Important for the history of the kingdom. May or may not be dead.)

 

GD - Knight (Sleeping with the Princess. Does her bidding.)

 

Hurl- Senile Advisor to Royals(Once was semi-relevant and had good ideas. Hasn't done anything of note in many years, yet still is invited to sit at the big boys table and share his opinions. May or may not have a hemorrhoid)

 

Boxy - Girl At Brothel(Town bike. Anyone can and has had a ride)

 

Spanky - Village Drunk (Crippled by a thatching accident in his youth, the village drunk finds meaning in the bottle and stumbles around the muddy side streets, late at night, speaking foul in his own special language)

 

Jaysblue - The Duke of some other region (Seldom heard from these days, the Duke isn't necessarily loved but is respected)

 

torontofan and jays_fever - Peasant forest-dwelling brothers who exist unbeknownst to anyone in town.

 

z3r0s - Priest and Church Archivist (records all known history of the church and maintains the holy archives. Also constantly brags about his stable of young boys)

 

KingKat - The Monk (He spends his time tending to the scrolls and tomes of the library. A pacifist; not competitive by nature).

 

Sammy and Havok - The Fletcher and the Blacksmith (nondescript roles, but every town needs them to function properly)

 

TRM - King's bastard (constantly trying to prove that he is worthy of his royal blood but always falling short. Basically a giant disappointment. Once even tried to adopt a similar name as the Prince for bonus points, but his stepmother mockingly overruled him by naming him "brryant.")

 

Speedygose - Royal Squire (Puts on a kind and generous face for the court, but secretly plots the day he will attempt to overthrow them all. Also particularly disgusted by the town drunk.)

 

 

AdamGreenwood - Barbarian King (Surprisingly cunning and devious for a primitive being, he has conquered many lands and refuses to remain satisfied. Most recently, handed a large defeat to the Prince's army which caused his father to shut himself in the throne room for the rest of his life, ruling whilst removed from the people. Greenwood now plots outside the city walls, waiting for the right moment to strike while attempting to misinform and misdirect the majority of the kingdom in hopes that some will turn to his side.)

 

GP - Brothel Owner (Acquires a ton of extremely young assets and then promptly gets rid of them when they are older than 21)

[TRM]

Well this was a fun way to waste a portion of an afternoon. Thanks for partaking, all.

[Spanky99]

Well this was a fun way to waste a portion of an afternoon. Thanks for partaking, all.

 

It was a great read, many laughs.

[BTS]

Anyone pm jaysblue?

[jaysblue]

Anyone pm jaysblue?

 

Didn't get a PM. I just got home, though will make my pick soon.

[GeorgiaPeach]

Jay, Happy Birthday.

 

FB Birthday wishes sent along with a message

[z3r0s]

Dodgers Shopping Alex Guerrero

 

f***, about time. I've been waiting for this guy to get some PT so I can realize he suxx and drop him.

[Spanky99]

s*** FeatherD took my handcuff(Clippard) with Ziegler... Edited February 11, 2016 by Spanky99

[Laika]

Didn't get a PM. I just got home, though will make my pick soon.

 

pick

[BTS]

Didn't get a PM. I just got home, though will make my pick soon.

 

Did you die?

[jaysblue]

Selected Ben Paulsen

[BTS]

Selected Ben Paulsen

 

well f***

[KingKat]

Selected Ben Paulsen

 

Intriguing pick. Not a very good player IRL but could have fantasy impact with the right opportunity.

[BTS]

Intriguing pick. Not a very good player IRL but could have fantasy impact with the right opportunity.

 

Looks like he'll be at 1B vs. RHP, and also serve as the 4th or 5th OF. Probably useless if he played anywhere else, but a nice piece in Coors.

[jaysblue]

Intriguing pick. Not a very good player IRL but could have fantasy impact with the right opportunity.

 

Gotta love the stache!

[KingKat]

Looks like he'll be at 1B vs. RHP, and also serve as the 4th or 5th OF. Probably useless if he played anywhere else, but a nice piece in Coors.

 

Oh absolutely a Coors pick but you'll take that in this draft.

[Spanky99]

well f***

 

lol... I figured you wanted him.

[havok24]

I'll take Welington Castillo. North is up.

[Laika]

20 BALCO Pharm Team

21 Taijuan On!

22 Burrito Boyz

23 B. Inge Drinking

24 Burrito Boyz

25 Georgia Peach

 

Best case scenario we can get to 25 tonight, maybe.

[Laika]

I was actually trying to trade for Welly earlier in the offseason but thehurl wouldn't do it. I think it's cuz it was me. What a dick.

[TheHurl]

back to back cuts of mine taken...sounds like I have no clue what I'm doing. and NJH didn't you want Meso not Wellie?

[Spanky99]

GD said he was a go?!

[havok24]

GD said he was a go?!

 

Was I supposed to PM GD and not North?

[BTS]

Was I supposed to PM GD and not North?

 

Yeah. GD runs the Pharm team until further notice.

[Laika]

back to back cuts of mine taken...sounds like I have no clue what I'm doing. and NJH didn't you want Meso not Wellie?

 

I think I asked about Meso more but I would have traded for either.

[BTS]

back to back cuts of mine taken...sounds like I have no clue what I'm doing. and NJH didn't you want Meso not Wellie?

 

I would have traded for Paulsen for before the cut.

[torontofan]

torontofan and jays_fever - Peasant forest-dwelling brothers who exist unbeknownst to anyone in town.

 

lol