A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Dr. Dinger]

I'll start the bidding at Desmond Jennings + Michael Lorenzen.

[Laika]

I'll start the bidding at Desmond Jennings + Michael Lorenzen.

 

You're in the lead. Auction expires at midnight

[Dr. Dinger]

Wait, can I raise my bid? I'll add Shane Greene.

[Laika]

Just gutting your team for Max, eh? I love it. Feel free to add Richie Shaffer too.

[Frag]

Can I trade between leagues for Max Scherzer? It would be fun!

[Laika]

Can I trade between leagues for Max Scherzer? It would be fun!

 

I'm sure North can work something out

[Dr. Dinger]

Just gutting your team for Max, eh? I love it. Feel free to add Richie Shaffer too.

 

I'll hold Luis Heredia in reserve in case someone else comes in over the top.

[Dr. Dinger]

Damn, your offence is a shambles.

[Laika]

Damn, your offence is a shambles.

 

Staff is off the chain tho

[NorthOf49]

I updated the trade history.

 

Erasmo brought his xFIP- under 100 last night

[BTS]

I updated the trade history.

 

Erasmo brought his xFIP- under 100 last night

 

To paraphrase from a wise man who's also pretty dumn: you are the only person who cares about this.

[BTS]

Holy f*** the main forum. Sanchez has more walks than strikeouts and is right there with Gibson, Butler, and Pelf in the conversation for worst pitcher in a starting rotation this year, but it's OK because he's a rookie and has a decent ERA.

[Dr. Dinger]

Jeez, Anibal is taking a fat s*** on me on the way out the door.

[Laika]

Dumpster Fire Boston rotation will never get old

[Dr. Dinger]

Joe Kelly is a solid SP2 in TAC.

[NorthOf49]

TIL that Red Sox fans all hate Allen Craig.

 

Such a puzzling downfall, his.

[BTS]

TIL that Red Sox fans all hate Allen Craig.

 

Such a puzzling downfall, his.

 

A lot of good hitters have seemingly fallen off a cliff at a youngish age after years of steady production:

 

Craig

Cargo

Choo

Butler

Bruce

 

Seems like it's pretty uncommon to have so many in a short period. Maybe not.

[Dr. Dinger]

It took awhile for the book to get out on Craig, but he cannot handle the inside heat at all and has been completely exposed. Choo has been injured, can't hit lefties, and is fat. Not sure what the hell is wrong with Cargo.

[Laika]

It took awhile for the book to get out on Craig, but he cannot handle the inside heat at all and has been completely exposed. Choo has been injured, can't hit lefties, and is fat. Not sure what the hell is wrong with Cargo.

 

He used to be able to turn on pitches inside, but you're right that he can't at all anymore. Must be some combination of age + mechanics + injury toll.

[Laika]

Secret Steve Pearce Plan

 

Step 1: Suck and lose DH job to Jimmy Parades (who?)

Step 2: Talk Buck into trying you at 2B for exactly 5 games, gaining Yahoo eligibility

Step 3: ????

Step 4: Profit

[BTS]

It took awhile for the book to get out on Craig, but he cannot handle the inside heat at all and has been completely exposed. Choo has been injured, can't hit lefties, and is fat. Not sure what the hell is wrong with Cargo.

 

lol, is Choo actually fat? I've seen him this year and haven't noticed.

[BTS]

Jesus, close match with North, I think I'm getting 8-10 PA from Abreu, and he leaves the game in his first PA of the day.

[Dr. Dinger]

My pitching ratios are ghastly this week, I'll be lucky to scratch out a tie.

[Laika]

My pitching ratios are ghastly this week, I'll be lucky to scratch out a tie.

 

Please don't give North 16+ points in the LoD

[NorthOf49]

Jesus, close match with North, I think I'm getting 8-10 PA from Abreu, and he leaves the game in his first PA of the day.

Looks like it'll come down to the counting stats, which are all close. I need this.

 

Please don't give North 16+ points in the LoD

Most of the categories are already locked up. I could end up #1 in standings + power rankings.

[BTS]

Not even sure Abreu left. He fouled a pitch off his foot, gameday said he left the game with an injured foot, but he popped out to finish the PA, gameday doesn't have a sub coming, and there's nothing on twitter about him leaving.

 

Game isn't working on MLB.TV for some reason.

[Laika]

Looks like it'll come down to the counting stats, which are all close. I need this.

 

 

Most of the categories are already locked up. I could end up #1 in standings + power rankings.

 

I think I speak for everyone when I say - eat a dick, North

[BTS]

Looks like it'll come down to the counting stats, which are all close. I need this.

 

 

Most of the categories are already locked up. I could end up #1 in standings + power rankings.

 

f*** off North.

[Dr. Dinger]

Jesus, close match with North, I think I'm getting 8-10 PA from Abreu, and he leaves the game in his first PA of the day.

 

I'd just like to point out that Ryan Braun has more home runs than Jose Abreu. That is all.

[BTS]

I'd just like to point out that Ryan Braun has more home runs than Jose Abreu. That is all.

 

Plz STFU and beat jaysblue. Nobody cares about your 100 wRC+ OF.