A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[NorthOf49]

House seems to be very bad at pitching.

He must be hurt or something. I watched many of House's starts last year and he looked completely different.

[Dr. Dinger]

He's sitting at like 85, ew.

 

Norris kinda sucks too.

[BTS]

Lolll.

 

Worse hitter: Choo or Cargo?

[BTS]

Regarding Altuve, I have to give credit to your ability to find elite talent for nothing. Off the top of my head, you've added Altuve, Kluber, de Grom, Dickerson, and Lucroy for basically nothing. That's insane.

[The Cats Ass]

He must be hurt or something. I watched many of House's starts last year and he looked completely different.

 

Did you watch them on the radio?

[BTS]

That game sounds depressing, instead put a number on your concern level!

 

I'm at maybe a 3.

 

On 3? 3.

[The Cats Ass]

Regarding Altuve, I have to give credit to your ability to find elite talent for nothing. Off the top of my head, you've added Altuve, Kluber, de Grom, Dickerson, and Lucroy for basically nothing. That's insane.

 

I find this gross

[The Cats Ass]

On 3? 3.

 

Cooch on the block?

[Dr. Dinger]

Choo is worse for sure.

[The Cats Ass]

Choo is worse for sure.

 

How many people here wanted us to sign him

[BTS]

Cooch on the block?

 

Sure

[NorthOf49]

How many people here wanted us to sign him

Only Jonn wanted them to match the Rangers offer.

[BTS]

Interesting. KingKat drops Kennys Vargas. He suxxx, but I think someone would have traded for him.

[KingKat]

Interesting. KingKat drops Kennys Vargas. He suxxx, but I think someone would have traded for him.

 

I don't know... most teams are trying to win now not make speculative plays.

[Laika]

TJ House Sinker velocity by month:

 

2014:

92.51

92.38

92.08

91.56

91.41

90.91

____

2015:

90.86

89.98

85-88 (tonight)

 

certainly looks like straight up deterioration.

[KingKat]

And he didn't even drop him for hot ticket Mike Foltyndvisjdnszsjsh!

 

Wasn't he owned?

[Laika]

Wasn't he owned?

 

I believe he used to be but he got cut this year

[KingKat]

I believe he used to be but he got cut this year

 

Oh well... When I checked probably starters earlier today he wasn't listed so this must have been a very recent development. Either that or Yahoo fell asleep at the wheel.

[Dr. Dinger]

He could be a nice closer for the Barves.

[Laika]

With that as the floor, I'm onboard!

 

Although that would be admittedly satisfying on a personal level if it happened soon, after NJH basically pulled a knife on me for offering JJ (pre-suck) as Grilli insurance.

 

Offering someone Jim Johnson with a straight face, taking a casual stroll through Baltimore at midnight.... not sure which is safer for one's physical well being.

[GD]

lol

[Laika]

Jim "101 motherf***ing saves over the 2 years before last" Johnson for a 70s pick is not even egregious!

 

I guess so, ancient history save count can be valuable if you're the guy that's traded for Papa Grande what, 3 separate times? I think he signed a MiLB deal with someone recently so maybe you can make it four before the season is over.

[Spanky99]

I guess it's time for KK to change his team name. Still time for him to adopt his official moniker, Kitten Mittens.

 

Does your cat make tooooooo much noise?

 

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/072009/1248951765_kitten-mittens.gif

 

That's just so f***ing mean to a cat, I hate that skit.

[Dr. Dinger]

As in Joe Kelly?

[Dr. Dinger]

I could have sworn I grabbed him as a FA at some point. Maybe that was FC. I own him in every league.

[jays_fever]

Boxy with the 900 OPS so far. Very nice

[Boxcar]

Fear me

[Dr. Dinger]

Uh oh, Ottavino is seeking 2nd opinions on his triceps and elbow. Say adios to your free closer SG, I smell TJS.

[The Cats Ass]

Can Boxy Stick?

[Boxcar]

Can Boxy Stick?

 

I just need Handsome Jake to carry me to the finish line.