A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Laika]

Possibly. Maybe.

 

Or deflated by a lack of eye-popping ratios.

[The Cats Ass]

There goes TCA's SP-eligible closer, probably getting his 2nd TJS.

 

Whoever snagged Familia in the Waiver Draft got a bargain closer with great stuff.

 

Thanks for making to jump to conclusions. MRI came back. Just swelling, no tear.

[TRM]

Thank f***ing god we didn't trade Hoffman for Duquette.

[Dr. Dinger]

Thanks for making to jump to conclusions. MRI came back. Just swelling, no tear.

 

I'm sure he'll be a fine holds guy for you when he comes back off the DL in a month or two.

[TRM]

I'm sure Familia will be a fine holds guy for me when Parnell comes back off the DL in a month or two.

 

Fixed this for you

[Dr. Dinger]

Fixed this for you

 

I'd be fine with this, I wanted him as a holds guy. With Cishek, Street, Rondon, and Kojijica, I have enough saves already. Need them holds!

[TRM]

God I hate you and your stupid team.

[KingKat]

Possibly. Maybe.

 

Or deflated by a lack of eye-popping ratios.

 

I think eye-popping ratios would merely confirm not enhance the hype at this point.

[The Cats Ass]

I'm sure he'll be a fine holds guy for you when he comes back off the DL in a week or two.

 

ftfy

 

 

Or.. You could go by this.. http://www.inmetswetrust.com/2015/03/jenrry-mejia-a-top-5-closer/

 

#Top5Clozer -As stated by A. Friedman himself.

Edited April 7, 2015 by The Cats Ass

[Spanky99]

So John Jaso lasted me exactly one PA

 

Supposed to be back tonight.

[Spanky99]

Nope

1. Brandon Guyer ® LF

2. Steven Souza Jr. ® RF

3. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS

4. Evan Longoria ® 3B

5. Desmond Jennings ® CF

6. Logan Forsythe ® DH

7. James Loney (L) 1B

8. Rene Rivera ® C

9. Tim Beckham ® 2B

 

Rotowire...lies.

[Dr. Dinger]

God damn what a terrible lineup.

[Laika]

God damn what a terrible lineup.

 

It looks like a nearly hopeless LoD team.

[TRM]

It looks like a nearly hopeless LoD team.

 

I wish the Orioles had that lineup.

[Sammy225]

Thats going to be embarrassing when that lineup beats the O's tonight.....EWWWW

[BTS]

Braun likely headed to the DL. I hate him so much.

[Laika]

Lots of GG quality defenders though in Kiermaier, Longo, Rivera, Loney. And then competent bro's like Souza and Jennings. Only one hack (Cabrera).

 

Rays are all pitching and D this year.

 

Only team in the division with projected Runs / game under 4.00

Also only team in the division with projected Runs Against / game under 4.00

Only team in the AL with both under 4.00

[Dr. Dinger]

Braun likely headed to the DL. I hate him so much.

 

Shouldn't you be happy? Anyway, he says he'll probably return in a day or two, doesn't look DL-bound at the moment.

[BTS]

Shouldn't you be happy? Anyway, he says he'll probably return in a day or two, doesn't look DL-bound at the moment.

 

Nah, I don't wish bad things on you. We both took a chance on risky players and I hope both play well. There was no end to the roller coaster last year with his dead thumb and abdominal strains, and it was incredibly frustrating.

[BTS]

Braves are all over Latos, who's throwing garbage that he can't command. This guy's stuff never made it back with him last year.

[Spanky99]

Braves are all over Latos, who's throwing garbage that he can't command. This guy's stuff never made it back with him last year.

 

Karns getting rocked early.

[BTS]

Karns getting rocked early.

 

At least he made it out of the 1st. Bad night to be a starter.

[BTS]

Steve Pearce might be for real...

[Boxcar]

='(

[King]

Steve Pearce might be for real...

 

What a monster

[Boxcar]

Well, hope we're not completely f***ed but Karns has almost completely burned anyone who invested in him...the f***er.

[jaysblue]

Steve Pearce might be for real...

 

Chris Shelton looked like he was for real at the start of 2006.

[jaysblue]

Karns getting rocked early.

 

Own him in a dynasty league, though thankfully I didn't start him!

[BTS]

Chris Shelton looked like he was for real at the start of 2006.

 

Uh...

[TRM]

Chris Shelton is the pastiest man alive.

 

Also, Chris Shelton is the cousin of Alex Smith, QB of the Kansas City Chiefs.

 

That's about all I know about Chris Shelton.