A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Dr. Dinger]

And if my division sucks, it's because I scared them all into rebuilding. I shouldn't be penalized for that.

[BTS]

That's fine, you're really just f***ing over TCA.

 

I'm obviously fine with this.

[The Cats Ass]

Is the schedule final? I'm playing TCA in a rivalry week and he's not in my division.

 

I know. I hate that. I absolutely hate it.

[TRM]

I know. I hate that. I absolutely hate it.

 

We hate you too.

 

Also respond to my PM.

[The Cats Ass]

Like really. The only teams I play twice is North and Dinger. That's f***ed up.

[BTS]

Like really. The only teams I play twice is North and Dinger. That's f***ed up.

 

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[The Cats Ass]

May as well take Boxy right off my schedule and stick Trout in there too twice.

[The Cats Ass]

Sometimes I feel like Spanky's the only one that understands me.

[Laika]

Please direct consternation at BTS, who made the schedule.

 

It's not really possible to make a perfectly balanced schedule with our Yahoo setup, especially if you want to play everyone once which we all would agree is important. There are 5 teams in a division and only 2 rivalry weeks. In the voice of Chris D'Elia doing an impression of a drunk girl - you do the math.

[Spanky99]

Sometimes I feel like Spanky's the only one that understands me.

 

We're Barney's bro! *Hi-Five*

[Spanky99]

Please direct consternation at BTS, who made the schedule.

 

It's not really possible to make a perfectly balanced schedule with our Yahoo setup, especially if you want to play everyone once which we all would agree is important. There are 5 teams in a division and only 2 rivalry weeks. In the voice of Chris D'Elia doing an impression of a drunk girl - you do the math.

 

So, BTS, constructed himself to win, figures.

[BTS]

So, BTS, constructed himself to win, figures.

 

f*** off. I gave myself the teams I ranked 2nd and 10th overall, both divisional rivalries. I spent a fair bit of time trying to make the schedule as fair as possible.

[King]

So, BTS, constructed himself to win, figures.

 

This would never happen in the BBDL.

[Laika]

So, BTS, constructed himself to win, figures.

 

Lol, he plays you twice. Are you pooping on yourself bro?

 

And then he gave himself his biggest rival, and a superior team.

[Spanky99]

f*** off. I gave myself the teams I ranked 2nd and 10th overall, both divisional rivalries. I spent a fair bit of time trying to make the schedule as fair as possible.

 

lol...rustled jimmies, subject failed.

[Spanky99]

Lol, he plays you twice. Are you pooping on yourself bro?

 

And then he gave himself his biggest rival, and a superior team.

 

See my post below, and above. Just having BTS fun!

[Laika]

Guys, I think this is going to be our best season ever. Just a feeling.

 

The rivalries are so entrenched. Every team has an identity. The grudges are serious. The stakes are low as f***.

[Spanky99]

This would never happen in the BBDL.

 

lol...not in that inferior league...

[The Cats Ass]

We're Barney's bro! *Hi-Five*

 

[Spanky99]

This was fun tonight, I think I got BTS hot over the topic, yet the interwebz never tell. I'd have rather faced two guys in my division though? If it were slayers I wouldn't give a f***, as been said it's a tough task, and lets all not give a rats ass, it seems disheartening.

[Spanky99]

 

Haha...straight back at ya, mate!

[Laika]

This was fun tonight, I think I got BTS hot over the topic, yet the interwebz never tell. I'd have rather faced two guys in my division though? If it were slayers I wouldn't give a f***, as been said it's a tough task, and lets all not give a rats ass, it seems disheartening.

 

but you and jaysblue are sworn enemies

[Spanky99]

but you and jaysblue are sworn enemies

 

He's certainly not my bestie, lol. I wanted the s*** to stop, that's it.

[The Cats Ass]

f*** off. I gave myself the teams I ranked 2nd and 10th overall, both divisional rivalries. I spent a fair bit of time trying to make the schedule as fair as possible.

 

I thought it was randomized. But So you really gave me the #1 and #2 ranked teams? I may have to stay sobber those weeks but I think I can beat them.

 

http://i.imgur.com/NPhZWWO.gif

[Laika]

I thought it was randomized. But So you really gave me the #1 and #2 ranked teams? I may have to stay sobber those weeks but I think I can beat them.

 

http://i.imgur.com/NPhZWWO.gif

 

It actually might make sense to switch one of your matchups, lol. If you can find a sensible swap I'll do it. Look for someone who plays two s***** teams, maybe.

[BTS]

Summary of hardware and results through two seasons:

 

Championships

1 - FTD, North

 

Divison Titles

2 - North, Dinger

1 - FTD, BTS, Silvergun, TRM

 

Playoff Births

2 - FTD, TRM, njh, North, Dinger, BTS

1 - torontofan, KingKat, silvergun, jaysblue

 

Average Finish

1.5 FTD

2.5 TRM

4.5 North

4.5 BTS

5.5 njh

6.5 Dinger

7.0 silvergun

8.5 torontofan

9.5 jaysblue

10.0 KingKat

12.5 speedygose

13.0 Hurl

13.5 Catsass

13.5 z3r0s

14.0 Spanky

14.0 havok

15.5 Gibbers

16.5 Sammy

17.5 jaysfever

20.0 Boxy

[Spanky99]

I thought it was randomized. But So you really gave me the #1 and #2 ranked teams? I may have to stay sobber those weeks but I think I can beat them.

 

http://i.imgur.com/NPhZWWO.gif

 

lol...I'm ranked 13 and I get 9(I'm fine with) and #2

[Boxcar]

Switch ISO Horny to him and give me a behemoth

[Laika]

Switch ISO Horny to him and give me a behemoth

 

no. you'll NEVER get the #1 pick.

[Boxcar]

I was trying to help