A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[KingKat]

Small trade to process that got lost in yesterday's CataSTROphe.

 

To House of Kingkat:

Gryffindor's 1st round waiver

Alex Colome

 

To Gryffindor:

Shane Greene

House of KingKat's 4th round waiver

[Dr. Dinger]

I tried to process that this morning, but I just couldn't muster a f***.

[TRM]

someone make a trade with me

[z3r0s]

someone make a trade with me

 

were were close brah!

[Dr. Dinger]

someone make a trade with me

 

Make me a wise offer on Craig.

[TRM]

Make me a wise offer on Craig.

 

I just lost CJ Wilson, no SPs are going out at the moment.

[Dr. Dinger]

I just lost CJ Wilson, no SPs are going out at the moment.

 

No big loss. Dat .348 OBPA! Ho mama.

[TRM]

That doesn't count by the way, you're still up next!

 

CJ Wilson was my offering. I am now safe for the foreseeable future.

[TRM]

No big loss. Dat .348 OBPA! Ho mama.

 

Still don't have any spare SPs kicking around at the moment.

[The Cats Ass]

someone make a trade with me

 

Wanna trade for Ryan Howard? He's in the best shape of his life this spring.

[Dr. Dinger]

Still don't have any spare SPs kicking around at the moment.

 

Lol he's gonna miss one start, and it's march.

[TRM]

Lol he's gonna miss one start, and it's march.

 

I don't wanna trade a 175+ inning pitcher for Allen Craig. I was trying to be nice about it, but you've forced me to be an dick about it. I don't like being an dick.

[Dr. Dinger]

I don't wanna trade a 175+ inning pitcher for Allen Craig. I was trying to be nice about it, but you've forced me to be an dick about it. I don't like being an dick.

 

Oh... I hope you don't think I would trade Craig for Wilson.

[Dr. Dinger]

Not trying to be an dick!

[Laika]

Watching Dinger pretend that Allen Craig has any value has been rather fascinating

[Sammy225]

Not trying to be an dick!

 

You don't try very hard do you lol

[TRM]

Oh... I hope you don't think I would trade Craig for Wilson.

 

No, I know you were thinking Dickey. Wasn't interested in that.

[Sammy225]

Watching Dinger pretend that Allen Craig has any value has been rather fascinating

 

Considering he is bench fodder for the Sox

[Dr. Dinger]

No, I know you were thinking Dickey.

 

Ooh awkward

 

Craig was taken like 200 spots ahead of both of them in LoD, so there.

[Dr. Dinger]

Watching Dinger pretend that Allen Craig has any value has been rather fascinating

 

He absolutely has value; how much is highly debatable.

[Dr. Dinger]

If Craig had no value, I wouldn't have had 5 hits on him this week. All lowballs, mind you.

[TRM]

Can't we just give Craig to Boxy and be done with it?

[Laika]

If Craig had no value, I wouldn't have had 5 hits on him this week. All lowballs, mind you.

 

Just fireballing here but maybe they weren't lowballs. Maybe you're highballing.

[Dr. Dinger]

Can't we just give Craig to Boxy and be done with it?

 

Boxy has made several probably fair offers for Craig. I don't really know why he wants a 30 year old tho. Probably just to catch the bounceback and flip him, I surmise.

[Dr. Dinger]

Just fireballing here but maybe they weren't lowballs. Maybe you're highballing.

 

The guys I've been offered have been only slightly better than replacement level. If that's the best I can get for him, then holding him is no big loss in any outcome.

[BTS]

I just lost CJ Wilson, no SPs are going out at the moment.

 

Have you checked Wilson's numbers recently? Guy suxxxxx

[Dr. Dinger]

What the f*** is fireballing?

 

Its like kamehameha or hadouken.

[TRM]

What the f*** is fireballing?

 

A new sexual position. It involves Sriracha and fresh can of tennis balls.

 

That's all I can say about it on a public forum.

[BTS]

Dinger's comments have made it so easy to put a value on Allen Craig that I'm not sure why he hasn't been moved yet. Craig's projections are tangibly worse than Mark Trumbo's, and Dinger thinks waiver pick Ben Revere is more valuable than Trumbo. What's less valuable than waiver fodder? Whatever it is, that's what Craig is worth.

[Dr. Dinger]

Steamer has Craig's wOBA at .339 and Trumbo at .329. Tangibly worse!