A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[GD]

How does one Jew out Jew another?

 

I imagine you guys beyblade with your dradles, right?

 

Baseball math in front of our Andrew Friedjew shrine.

[Spanky99]

If a gyro is a sandwich then a folded pizza is a sandwich. I'm not sure we want to go there, as a culture.

 

Here's a skill testing question - is an open faced "sandwich" with one slice of bread a sandwich? Or, is this just a misnomer?

 

Hot open turkey...FTW!

[Laika]

Hot open turkey...FTW!

 

Hot beef is better, you gaylord.

[Spanky99]

Hot beef is better, you gaylord.

 

f*** that, ya uphill gardening bike!

[The Cats Ass]

That whole page looks like something taken straight from the BBDL thread.

[Fearthedoc]

I'm struggling with the cutdown, and after the recent trade, I've decided I can't keep Yovanni Gallardo. I'll move him for the best offer I get in the next couple weeks.

[Laika]

BA just ranked Tapia 10th in Colorado's system. What?

 

Anyone want to post the scouting report? I'm shocked that he's that low.

[The Cats Ass]

I'm struggling with the cutdown, and after the recent trade, I've decided I can't keep Yovanni Gallardo. I'll move him for the best offer I get in the next couple weeks.

 

If you trade me Trout you'd be able to keep Gallardo.

[KingKat]

I wouldn't mind cashing in some chips. I wonder what a package of J. Urias, J. Hoffman and a roster player say oh I don't know... Jake Odorizzi (could easily be someone else) would net me?

[Boxcar]

Anyone need an ace? I wonder what I could get for Matt Harvey.

[GD]

Somethin pretty sexy I'd wager.

 

Wait, deja vu.

[Boxcar]

Get yer bids in

[Dr. Dinger]

Anyone need an ace? I wonder what I could get for Matt Harvey.

 

I'll give you Ryan Braun.

[Spanky99]

Anyone need an ace? I wonder what I could get for Matt Harvey.

 

lol....CRANKASS!!

[BTS]

Would u trade Waino for him?

 

Ahahah

 

Without Braun I wouldn't have been in position to take you out in the playoffs. Silver linings.

[Dr. Dinger]

I fully expect a .380+ wOBA from Braun this year, I think it's an easy hold. Waino is still an elite starter and a worthy ace in a 20 team dynasty league, tho. He was good to me, for the most part, although the elbow problems were troubling.

[BTS]

I fully expect a .380+ wOBA from Braun this year, I think it's an easy hold. Waino is still an elite starter and a worthy ace in a 20 team dynasty league, tho. He was good to me, for the most part, although the elbow problems were troubling.

 

I'm pretty excited about Waino. My rotation lacked that frontline arm after moving Felix.

[GD]

BTS <3's pitcherz

[BTS]

BTS <3's pitcherz

 

Yes. My LOD rotation makes me very sad.

[Laika]

I fully expect a .380+ wOBA from Braun this year

 

That's bananas. I think you'd have to be ecstatic with a ~.360 + no missed time.

 

It's hilarious how elite your offense would be if this was a 2011 league.

 

Ellsbury - .321/32/39sb

Bautista - .302/43

Braun - .332/33/33sb

Cano - .302/28/118 rbi

Miggy - .344/30/105

Pujols - .299/37/99

Ortiz - .309/29/96

 

Also, Craig and Desmond would have been assets.

[BTS]

That's bananas. I think you'd have to be ecstatic with a ~.360 + no missed time.

 

It's hilarious how elite your offense would be if this was a 2011 league.

 

Ellsbury - .321/32/39sb

Bautista - .302/43

Braun - .332/33/33sb

Cano - .302/28/118 rbi

Miggy - .344/30/105

Pujols - .299/37/99

Ortiz - .309/29/96

 

Also, Craig and Desmond would have been assets.

 

Probability of no missed time for Braun seems very very low.

[Boxcar]

lol....CRANKASS!!

 

Is that an indication of interest?

[BTS]

Clay Buckles still on the market for a prospect

[Spanky99]

Is that an indication of interest?

 

Seriously, how's the hand doing?

[Dr. Dinger]

Frig, the off topic forum is dead this week. I can't wait for Yahoo to open (Thursday?) so we can input rosters and get some action.

[Fearthedoc]

I really need to get a hold of min. Still hoping to reach a deal with him.

[The Cats Ass]

This offseason was so quiet compared to the last one. We had multiple blockbusters. Along with a 6 team deal.

[Sammy225]

This offseason was so quiet compared to the last one. We had multiple blockbusters. Along with a 6 team deal.

 

LOD i think can be blamed for that but there was a lot of activity early on.

[The Cats Ass]

LOD i think can be blamed for that but there was a lot of activity early on.

 

The end of the season seems so long ago.

[NorthOf49]

This offseason was so quiet compared to the last one. We had multiple blockbusters. Along with a 6 team deal.

I've been quieter in the past couple months for a few reasons. I didn't use my wheel-and-deal approach much because there just aren't many places to improve my team. I tried hard in October and November to add a top shortstop but the prices were prohibitive and no amount of complexity would do the job. So my offseason consisted of two-team swaps based on need and philosophy. Also, some of my top players are hard to move because of the value I place on them. I threw Beltre and Fielder into a couple offers early in the offseason and didn't get a great response.