A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[BTS]

No wonder his neck is broken. Guy needs a haircut.

[Dr. Dinger]

Coco Crisp sucks. He used to be good when he was fast. He's got too much hair now, which creates too much drag, which slows him down. Someone needs to give this kid a lesson in Physics.

 

http://onthabubble.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/coco-big-fro.jpg

 

Wasn't he like a Top 30 player in 2013?

 

Also, Matt Garza is also available for minor league assets.

[BTS]

I'll give you a mid-round pick for them. I need you to hold onto them for me until past the cutdown.

 

lol

[Dr. Dinger]

I'll give you a mid-round pick for them. I'd need you to hold onto them for me until past the cutdown though.

 

Are you retarded or something?

[BTS]

So are any two other pitchers more similar than Mark Buehrle and Jason Vargas? I guess they beat their DIPS in different ways (Buehrle with his defense and Vargas with a big park and elite defensive OF), but still.

[The Cats Ass]

No wonder his neck is broken. Guy needs a haircut.

 

After some more research it turns out he has actually gotten it cut. So don't worry, no more broken necks, it actually looks like he has it padded.

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/4/2/0/88716420/oak_crisp_hair_style_twitter_fix_s42eaxih.gif

[The Cats Ass]

Are you retarded or something?

 

It's a reasonable request.

[The Cats Ass]

So are any two other pitchers more similar than Mark Buehrle and Jason Vargas? I guess they beat their DIPS in different ways (Buehrle with his defense and Vargas with a big park and elite defensive OF), but still.

 

Mark Buehrle and Tim Hudson?

[Dr. Dinger]

So are any two other pitchers more similar than Mark Buehrle and Jason Vargas? I guess they beat their DIPS in different ways (Buehrle with his defense and Vargas with a big park and elite defensive OF), but still.

 

Very comparable. They're always cheaply had, but pretty nice back of rotation filler for a contender. Wins and ERA are categories, people!

[Dr. Dinger]

It's a reasonable request.

 

Just for that, I'll never trade you Allen Craig.

[The Cats Ass]

Just for that, I'll never trade you Allen Craig.

 

Promise?

[Dr. Dinger]

Don't front, you've hit on him more than anyone. You'll be begging for him by June.

[Dr. Dinger]

BLOCKBUSTER!

 

To JF: Matt Garza + Waiver 35

To LOB: Clayton Blackburn + Waiver 22

[Fearthedoc]

If you missed out on Coco Crisp and Jason Vargas, I'm looking to move Torii Hunter and Mark Buerhle for mid-round picks or less-than-sexy prospects.

 

Im interested. I'll get back to you when I get home.

[BTS]

I'm a bit worried that Tim Hudson will choose to retire on top if he pitches SF to a WS win tonight.

[BTS]

I support this potentially hilarious development.

 

I mean, it's only Travis Demeritte, but it would still suck.

[Fearthedoc]

I mean, it's only Travis Demeritte, but it would still suck.

 

I didn't know who he is, but to be fair, I don't have the greatest prospect knowledge (although that will change this weekend!)

[BTS]

Anyone know if TRM is still in? Hasn't logged into proboards since June 13 or to this forum since October 09.

[Dr. Dinger]

I just got home, why is Hudson out of the game already?

[Boxcar]

I just got home, why is Hudson out of the game already?

 

Bochy is dumn

[Dr. Dinger]

I could see maybe taking him out if he looked lousy, but then I'd have Bumgarner in the game.

[KingKat]

I could see maybe taking him out if he looked lousy, but then I'd have Bumgarner in the game.

 

Bochy is over-compensating for last night's Peavy fiasco.

[Dr. Dinger]

Anybody want to buy high on Bumgarner?

[BTS]

Anybody want to buy high on Bumgarner?

 

Absolutely. I just don't have any expendable assets. Is this something we can work around? Please advise.

[Dr. Dinger]

Absolutely. I just don't have any expendable assets. Is this something we can work around? Please advise.

 

I'm sure an assortment of your scrubs will do.

[Laika]

Anyone know if TRM is still in? Hasn't logged into proboards since June 13 or to this forum since October 09.

 

Sent him a trade offer by email last Monday. He responded quickly but said he'd get back to me on the weekend because he was very busy with school. Never got back to me on the weekend.

 

Did say, verbatim, "I'm still here".

[Boxcar]

I get Chase Utley and MiLB 39 for MiLB 24 and Justin Williams.

 

Feels nice to have a 2B again.

[Dr. Dinger]

I still like Utley. I would have been interested, if I didn't already have the best 2B.

[KingKat]

I still like Utley. I would have been interested, if I didn't already have the best 2B.

 

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/so-cry-me-a-fucking-river-bitch-2.png

[Laika]

I still like Utley. I would have been interested, if I didn't already have the best 2B.

 

You probably could have had him for a beer last night if you weren't being such a big puss