A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[torontofan]

We've been falling behind too often on processing trades, so I've added Boxy as a co-commissioner on Yahoo, PB, and the Google Doc. Hopefully with four Darrells things will get processed in a more timely fashion once again.

 

Boxy, the only thing to note about the Google Doc is that you have to use keyboard commands to copy, cut, and paste. Right clicking to do that s*** doesn't work for some gay reason. Also, since you are the most nubile Darrell in power you now have to save a backup of the Google Doc to your hard drive every few weeks.

 

Oh, and if you exit the Doc too quickly, sometimes your changes don't take.

 

Ya, the draft picks still need to be processed from my Cruz deal with Jaysblue

[Boxcar]

Looks like Cargo is hurt again.

 

what?

[Fearthedoc]

what?

 

Fractured right index finger. Early estimate is 4-6 weeks, but since the Rockies are out of it, he probably just gets shutdown for the season.

 

 

 

 

you believed me for a second, didnt you

[Boxcar]

Ya, the draft picks still need to be processed from my Cruz deal with Jaysblue

 

Done.

[Boxcar]

Fractured right index finger. Early estimate is 4-6 weeks, but since the Rockies are out of it, he probably just gets shutdown for the season.

 

 

 

 

you believed me for a second, didnt you

 

No, I know all too well how quickly BTS jumps to conclusions.

[Fearthedoc]

Done.

 

Hey new admin, my Jake Lamb for Troy Tulowitzki deal still needs to be processed. You can go ahead and add Tulo to my team.

[BTS]

No, I know all to well how quickly BTS jumps to conclusions.

 

Oh look, Boxy being standoffish again. He slid into third, hurt his hand, and walked off with the trainer, who spent the next few minutes with him. Rockies TV crew were wondering out loud whether he re-aggravated his hand injury. I commented on it.

[Boxcar]

We've been falling behind too often on processing trades, so I've added Boxy as a co-commissioner on Yahoo, PB, and the Google Doc. Hopefully with four Darrells things will get processed in a more timely fashion once again.

 

Boxy, the only thing to note about the Google Doc is that you have to use keyboard commands to copy, cut, and paste. Right clicking to do that s*** doesn't work for some gay reason. Also, since you are the most nubile Darrell in power you now have to save a backup of the Google Doc to your hard drive every few weeks.

 

Oh, and if you exit the Doc too quickly, sometimes your changes don't take.

 

Ok mang, thanks.

[Boxcar]

I'm a reactionary dumn-dumn

 

Yes, that's exactly what I was trying to point out.

[Boxcar]

Hey new admin, my Jake Lamb for Troy Tulowitzki deal still needs to be processed. You can go ahead and add Tulo to my team.

 

Please don't burden the Darrells with your petty issues.

[GD]

Yes, that's exactly what I was trying to point out.

 

inb4 "I can't believe you've done this."

[BTS]

Yes, that's exactly what I was trying to point out.

 

Yeah good one. Your shtick just wears thin sometimes.

[Boxcar]

Let's hug this out and agree you're both terrible people.

 

Yeah, you're right. I should keep Odorizzi all to myself.

[BTS]

Let's hug this out and agree you're both terrible people.

 

Seems pretty reasonable.

[TheHurl]

I just had an offer in Fantasy Challenge that I just have to share. Matt Davidson, Dice K and Byrd for Buxton and Rendon, plus two throw ins (that are legitimately throw ins). I'm not sure I'd trade the throw ins for Byrd. And how are Davidson and Dice K much more than throw ins themselves?

[Abomination]

I just had an offer in Fantasy Challenge that I just have to share. Matt Davidson, Dice K and Byrd for Buxton and Rendon, plus two throw ins (that are legitimately throw ins). I'm not sure I'd trade the throw ins for Byrd. And how are Davidson and Dice K much more than throw ins themselves?

 

The offer probably looks better if you're packing away a few .

[The Cats Ass]

Oh look, Boxy being standoffish again. He slid into third, hurt his hand, and walked off with the trainer, who spent the next few minutes with him. Rockies TV crew were wondering out loud whether he re-aggravated his hand injury. I commented on it.

 

And then he went on to play the rest of the game.

[Dr. Dinger]

I just had an offer in Fantasy Challenge that I just have to share. Matt Davidson, Dice K and Byrd for Buxton and Rendon, plus two throw ins (that are legitimately throw ins). I'm not sure I'd trade the throw ins for Byrd. And how are Davidson and Dice K much more than throw ins themselves?

 

He made a similar offer for Fernandez. Truly idiotic.

[The Cats Ass]

He made a similar offer for Fernandez. Truly idiotic.

 

You should have taken it! While Fernandez is on the DL, Davidson will be winning rookie of the year...

[Dr. Dinger]

So many guys in that league want to pillage on every trade. I can't remember the last time I made a deal? I think it was you and Hurl many moons ago.

 

Cowboy Killers is the worst. He sent me about 50 insulting offers for JF right after the injury.

[Dr. Dinger]

Done.

[BTS]

Chase Headley has a career 0.314 wOBA at home and 0.352 on the road. Completely free of Padres hitters now. Hopefully he extends with New York.

[BTS]

He signed with the Yankees?

 

Traded there today.

[jaysblue]

Cowboy Killers is the worst. He sent me about 50 insulting offers for JF right after the injury.

 

I second that.

[jaysblue]

I just had an offer in Fantasy Challenge that I just have to share. Matt Davidson, Dice K and Byrd for Buxton and Rendon, plus two throw ins (that are legitimately throw ins). I'm not sure I'd trade the throw ins for Byrd. And how are Davidson and Dice K much more than throw ins themselves?

 

I've never had a problem with Outlaws, but wow what a lowball. Never would expect that to come from him.

[Dr. Dinger]

Yeah guys, stop bugging Spanky!

[jaysblue]

I'll be up north at my friends cottage for an entire week, so won't be able to respond to emails on the board here. If you need to reach, do so via my email though I won't be able to check that often depending on connection.

[The Cats Ass]

Yeah guys, stop bugging Spanky!

 

Quit sucking up to him.

[Dr. Dinger]

I don't need to, I always offer top dollar.

[The Cats Ass]

Maybe you'd like to offer top dollar for Hamilton then? He's way better then an old broken down Ortiz.