A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Laika]

Peripherals. What would he need those for? He only has to see straight ahead to the plate.

 

To hold runners duh

[Laika]

You got Melky for practically nothing though, so I got you back bro.

 

I got your back too, bro. *fist bump*

[The Cats Ass]

He doesn't allow hitters to reach base, so there aren't any to hold.

[jaysblue]

If anyone is looking for a bat who can play 1B or DH, I'm open to moving one of Tex or Mike Napoli.

 

Also, one of my catchers can be made available - Yan Gomes, Tyler Flowers and Travis d'Arnaud.

[jaysblue]

Arenado fractured his middle finger head first sliding ugh. Can't they just ban head first slides lol?

 

I had to pick up Casey McGehee for third base since Moose got sent down to the minors. Love dem RBIzz! Likely to condense rebuild June 1st!

[Boxcar]

Anyone else notice that Dellin Betances has been supplying #2 starter numbers as a reliever?

2 W

0 SV

47 K

4 HLD

1.65 ERA

5.22 K/BB

.231 OBPA

 

That is in 27.1 innings. He's producing more value than a guy like Andrew Cashner, who people are going nuts over. Crazy.

[jaysblue]

Betances is a stud.

 

He's having an incredible season out of the pen. I wouldn't consider him a BP stud just yet until I see him doing this another year or two. A couple of years ago, he was just a fringe minor league pitcher. Still what he has done out of the pen this season is sick.

[BTS]

So if someone who isn't me could beat Sammy, that would be great.

[The Cats Ass]

Betances is a stud.

 

f***ing Yankees

[jaysblue]

Holy s*** - speak of the injury bug. I had like 4 players just land on the DL over the past two days! Napoli, Victorino, KS, Arenado! WTF!!!!!!!!!!

[Fearthedoc]

Holy s*** - speak of the injury bug. I had like 4 players just land on the DL over the past two days! Napoli, Victorino, KS, Arenado! WTF!!!!!!!!!!

 

It's a sign to start the rebuild.

[jaysblue]

Agreed, I hear rumblings Tulo is unhappy.

 

I haven't got an offer that has blown me away yet.

[Laika]

I haven't got an offer that has blown me away yet.

 

I'd give you any # of prospects and picks that your heart desires, + Danny Salazar.

 

plus Alex Gordon

 

plus a 24

 

plus a bj

[Fearthedoc]

I haven't got an offer that has blown me away yet.

 

I would give my entire farm for one of Tulo's shoes.

[NorthOf49]

I would give up Torontofan's entire farm for Tulo.

[GD]

I would give up Torontofan's entire farm for Tulo.

 

Before or after you offer him his own players for it?

[Fearthedoc]

Before or after you offer him his own players for it?

 

Wow. Owned by Gordie and he's not even in the league. Well done GD!

[GD]

I try.

[Dr. Dinger]

Looks like I'm gonna need a few XBHs from Carpenter and Craig to pull out a win this week.

[BTS]

Looks like I'm gonna need a few XBHs from Carpenter and Craig to pull out a win this week.

 

You can f*** right off actually.

[Dr. Dinger]

You can f*** right off actually.

 

((

[BTS]

Lucroy and Altuve combine for 28 hits, nice.

 

Keuchel overshadowed by Beckett, giving up 4 hits AND an unearned run? Lol nice effort, I guess.

 

(f***.)

 

s***, I forgot the run was unearned. One unearned run and a Trout infield single away from 3 consecutive CG shutouts. What a monster.

[Boxcar]

The way you guys jack each other off makes us all uncomfortable. Please stop.

[BTS]

I verbally masturbate everyone that makes great moves!

 

Remember that time I complimented you on...uhh.

 

Or the time I really liked that trade you ma...hm.

 

Burn! You're so clever, silvergun.

[GD]

Burn! You're so clever, silvergun.

 

BTDumn, check your PMs. Pretty urgent.

[TRM]

Boy it is fun beating North.

 

#We(own)TheNorth

[Boxcar]

Boy it is fun beating North.

 

#We(own)TheNorth

 

Impossible. He has Homer Bailey.

[GD]

Impossible. He has Homer Bailey.

 

And stud workhorse Matt Cain.

[z3r0s]

Anyone had a beating this season like the one I delivered to Gibbers? Honestly, there were a LOT of close categories, but 13-0 is a pretty nice record booster!

[NorthOf49]

My guys just aren't hitting for power... we're slugging .405 on the season. I'm not going to start dominating until that improves drastically.