A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[TheHurl]

ZIPS put up a pretty unreal projection for Tanaka today

[Laika]

ZIPS put up a pretty unreal projection for Tanaka today

 

That is f***ing bonkers. No way. Zero chance.

 

Anybody who expects him to come off the boat and shove down everybody's throats like a right handed oriental Cliff Lee is going to be sorely disappointed.

[TheHurl]

That is f***ing bonkers. No way. Zero chance.

 

As NJH prepares his offer to Z3ros...

 

I got to agree zero chance on those numbers.

[Laika]

FANS projection actually looks most realistic.

 

Frankly, the FANS mash potato projection might be the most sound system for a guy like MT

[z3r0s]

You all shut your whoreish mouths! Tanaka will be Darvish!!!

 

/sarcasm

 

would be nice

[Abomination]

Frankly, the FANS mash potato projection might be the most sound system for a guy like MT

 

I really like the fans projections in general for playing time. It's what I'm using in my spreadsheet (at least for players that have them available).

[The Cats Ass]

You all shut your whoreish mouths! Tanaka will be Darvish!!!

 

/sarcasm

 

would be nice

 

And Abreu will be Miguel Cabrera.

[The Cats Ass]

ZIPS put up a pretty unreal projection for Tanaka today

 

Olivers is even worse? Streamer's doesn't look too bad.

[The Cats Ass]

Did you see the updated Steamer projection for him?

 

No. I just looked. Now I'm gonna have a beer. Thanks.

[The Cats Ass]

Has changed from .292/.381/.554 to .279/.364/.518 to .272/.356/.541

 

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/on-the-recent-alterations-to-jose-abreus-steamer-projection/

 

I think I'll go with my projections.

[The Cats Ass]

I hate this one even more...

 

http://www.fangraphs.com/not/jose-abreu-fantasy-report/

[TRM]

How long we waiting for Torontofan?

 

End of day tomorrow?

[Laika]

How long we waiting for Torontofan?

 

End of day tomorrow?

 

I'm not sure what would be appropriate.

 

Hopefully he makes his pick tonight or tomorrow. If not, I'll light the Darrell signal and we'll make an executive decision tomorrow night.

[TRM]

Darrell signal? I thought we were still doing the conch thing.

 

YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM! YOU ARE ONE OF US! THE NORMANS! FOREVER!!!

 

(Two division titles to our name, 200% more than the peasant Darrells)

[TRM]

My bad. You better take care of things in the cheesesteak this year. We need to bring in division titles 3 and 4.

 

Luckily those idiots have Boxy weighing down there numbers heavily.

 

It's gonna be an absolute battlefield between FTD and I, could go either way.

[Dr. Dinger]

I look forward to looking down at that division battle.

[Fearthedoc]

I look forward to looking down at that division battle.

 

You sure? We have Boxy in our division. That's like 28-0 right there. Possibly 42-0 if we are fortunate enough to play him 3 times.

[Dr. Dinger]

You sure? We have Boxy in our division. That's like 28-0 right there. Possibly 42-0 if we are fortunate enough to play him 3 times.

 

You're all Boxy to me.

[torontofan]

Just got back last night, didn't realize this was happening.

 

I'm taking Joakim Soria.

[NorthOf49]

Just got back last night, didn't realize this was happening.

 

I'm taking Joakim Soria.

Don't feel bad about making us wait lol, it's our fault.

 

BTS is up!

[TRM]

BTS, KingKat, NJH and then myself are the next four.

[Dr. Dinger]

Nice pick, welcome back. BTS on the clock.

[z3r0s]

Just got back last night, didn't realize this was happening.

 

I'm taking Joakim Soria.

 

we all hate you for delaying us... we want our RP's!!!

[Boxcar]

http://media2.giphy.com/media/S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o/giphy.gif

 

I hate complimenting you more than anything on Earth but I loved that Erasmo pick. I think worst case you get an effective, young reliever pitching in a neutral park in a division with two of the best pitcher parks in the game.

[The Cats Ass]

BTS just keeps stockpiling sneaky arms.

 

Sneaky arms that will all bust.

[KingKat]

I took Matt Dominguez, 3B, Hou.

[Dr. Dinger]

Erasmo suuuuuucks

[TRM]

NJH up.

[TRM]

I'd be interested in moving into the early part of round 2, if anyone wants to move out of that slot.

[Laika]

If Wandy is still available I'll take him. On phone right now