Our fans are too busy stuffing there faces with hot dogs, painting their faces, learning salsa, and getting plastered in the outfield district to even know there is a ball game going on.
A Day in the Life of Ross Atkins
DFA Eric Lauer - check
Call up Yariel Rodriguez - check
Place Addison Barger on IL - check
Call up Yohendrick Pinango - check
Watch ball club s*** the bed against Tampa - check
Look who's come out from under his rock. Where's Silver?
What a brilliant observation. How long were you waiting to quote yourself?
I don't need you and the rest of you to enjoy the success.
Come on man, look what happened last year!
Chin up my Happy Clappers, we can do this!
Right after the commentators were praising Valenzuela's arm, he air mails a ball into LF for a run.
It seems to be getting a lot worse before it gets better.
You are so clever Max!
I was so wrong about you.
You are funny though - I mean you deny you use AI, but then use it to support your argument (whatever it was).
Keep them coming - you're good hittin', just like Lauer.
You love that word strawman, Did the AI teach you that? Or is it just a natural part of your glittering vocabulary?
Never said it was a bad result, I said it was the minimum we should expect.
I don't think it's any exaggeration to expect us to win a minimum of 2 of 3 against a bad team at home.
Anything less than a rave review of the ball club and the Happy Clappers go into meltdown.
Taking 2 of 3 from a bad team is the minimum a contending team should do, and not be celebrated like it was an unbelievable achievement.
John Schneider basically threw a game today. Not a good look for a team that is 18-22.
The bad news? We keep losing and the Rays are coming to town.
The good news? Eric Lauer will not pitch against the Rays (and hopefully never again in a Blue Jays uniform).
Classic Blue Jays 2026: one step forward, two steps back.
As soon as Lauer came into the game, the air went out of the building and everyone knew what was coming.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy in Hogtown—mighty Vladdy has grounded out.