In less exciting news, the draft is coming up and I could use a pick or two.
If anyone needs a Benintendi, Tim Anderson, Cavan Biggio, or Patrick Wisdom send me pick offers, ty.
I’m still honouring my pact with Boxy, so any trades involving Olson, Kirk, the lukewarm body of Chris Paddack or corpse of Jesse Winker will be denied even for Acuna and Ohtani. They will forever remain on roster until retirement or owner change.