I got Stroman to sign a few items when I went to Dunedin last spring and he was actually one of the better ones I found. Signed 2 baseballs and even took a pic.
Funny because I thought of Donaldson when I heard that statement. Shouldn't complain because he did sign a couple baseballs but literally didn't look at the person and it was more of a scribble than an autograph. At the STH singing in Toronto a kid asked him if he could put "MVP 15" on the ball and he said "We don't do that here, kid"