Smedley Butler
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Your title, with it's incorrectly-used apostrophe, reads as "Favourite Jay Is Moment?". I simply could not resist. Ein volk, ein reich, ein grammar.
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Along with Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the best show in the history of the televisions. "FRIG OFF, MR. LAHEY!" -Randy -
I turned in last night around 9pm, and after saying a brief prayer to Olerud I was soon asleep, with fond dreams of vaginas flowing forth from my subconscious. I assure you my brothers, I was thus in a deep state of Calm when our beloved Bloo Hyyays achieved the heretofore impossible level of 10 games above .500, praise be to Olerud, praise be to Calm. Amen.
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Getting excited is does not allowed. Calmness is the Official Religion of the Tarranna Blooo Hyyays for now and evermore, and Olerud is it's High Priest. Get with the program, shoot up some heroin, gulp some xanax smoothies, and above all, remain Calm.
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Amen.
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Fret not, at 31 I am plenty old and decrepit enough to remember him, although to be honest I always thought that Howard Battle was the superior hitter, not that I wish to revisit THAT particular issue. Best to let sleeping whores lie.
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Who the effing eff is THAT dude? I'm talking about our own Olerud_363. Praying to anyone/anything else would just be weird.
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I'm pretty certain that's a Monty Python reference, right? Lol
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Pffft, I'm, liek, just so totally calm as f***. Every night before I turn in, I kneel down beside my bed and pray to Olerud that I may retain my level of calm. Unlike your false gods, Olerud tends to his flock diligently, and for those who have faith, calm is their just reward. -is calm-
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Time for a new account brother, you dun f***ed up.
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He's never going to realize his potential because he's never going to stay healthy for long enough to get himself back in da groove. We can't keep handicapping ourselves by reserving a rotation spot for someone who just cannot stay healthy, then scrambling mid-season to fill his spot. The bullpen is his future, either with us or somebody else. Luckily, everything is turning up Milhouse for the club right now, so we won't have to worry about this minor issue as we celebrate our 2014 World Champeen Bloo Hyyays.
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Pretty sure BBBB is Moh You.
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Holy s***..........dude, are we ALLOWED to be 10 games over? I mean......like, s***.......!?!? -uncalm status achieved-
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Ahhh, meaningful games in May. What a refreshing change. Calm level maintenance is becoming progressively more difficult with each win, however. Trouble's a-brewin'.
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Another tip kiddo, when you post three replies to every one that your target posts, it comes across as if you're desperately flailing away at your keyboard in a fit of tooth-gnashing anger, desperately attempting to bait them into becoming so much as a tenth as butthurt as you currently are. You're absolutely clueless.
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Ohhhh, I see that my jabs about you being nowhere near as special as you tried to present yourself as really hit home, eh? Awwwwwwww, poor Mooglie. He's hurt, and now he needs to lash out. Diddums. =)
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I always expect us to lose whenever Dickey is starting these days.
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I was strongly considering it a couple of hours ago but got lazy after I ate brunch. That, and Dickey is pitching, no effing way am I setting myself up for an IRL rage sesh like that.
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That's not it.........there's a reason why your ego is so threatened by me. Hmmmmm, I wonder what it could BE? Oh, and for someone who claimed to be intelligent before I exposed you here for the childish dimwit that you are, you should really know that when arguing a point with someone, he who gets angry first, loses. You lost this one long ago my friend.
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Jays Win in 2014 Thread
Smedley Butler replied to Cooler Heads Prevail's topic in Toronto Blue Jays Talk
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You seem to be upset at me for some reason, and unable to control your impulse to lash out at me and hurl childish insults. I wonder why? I know why. ;-)
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You best not be talking s*** about Olerud in this thread buddy or there's going to be trouble. It's cool Olerud man, don't let the bitter Asian Box Gnome get to you. He's just jealous of how calm we are.
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Lol The only other place on the wurld wide innernettes that is nearly as amusing as this place is to me is the comment threads on zerohedge.com
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I hope he has his Excuses Rolodex all up to date and ready to go. Zero faith in RA.
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I think you're overlooking the fact that you started s*** with me, not the other way around. You didn't like the feelings I obviously provoked within you when I mentioned the length of my dick in response to another poster, and switched into attack-mode as a way of assuaging your feelings of inferiority. Ok, so you have a small dick, big whoop; it's not your fault, and it's something beyond your control, and I GET that it must suck to have something like that that causes you so much pain yet is impossible to remedy. This is why I don't make fun of people IRL who aren't well-endowed, or who are short, because mocking someone for something about themselves that is beyond their control is a s***** thing to do. However, I have no issue with throwing it out there in response to some overly-sensitive *******s on the innernette who go out of their way to start s*** with me. =)
