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I'm sad that the fat hipster wasn't fired. But I'm happy that the fat hipster might not be happy with his life and is slowly gorging himself to death.

Alex Anthopoulos ate his first gyro.

Really? His wife looks fine to me.

Bath salts are a helluva drug.

Absolutely. Does pointing that out make Toronto's situation any less precarious? lol

The whole league is already laughing at AA and the Blue Jays. The team, meanwhile, is laughing at its fans.

We have Mike Wilner in the booth. I admire his fair-minded approach to baseball.

For the first time in over a decade, I have no desire to watch the Blue Jays season opener or any of their games. I guess I’ve gone beyond frustration to simply indifference. I still love baseball but I’m thinking of following another organization. What is the best and most cost-effective service for watching other teams? I know MLB.tv and MLB Extra Innings are out there. Do regional blackouts play a factor in these services? What other services are out there? I apologize if this has already been discussed ad nauseam, but I’m just looking for other ways to watch MLB instead of through Sportsnet.

This.

"We're still trying to sign a starter." At the beginning of the off-season, weren't he and his dipshit boss Beeston trying to add two starting pitchers? I'm tired of this fat Greek piece of crap. Some ninja he turned out to be.

Have you seen a pic of the fat f***? One of everything, most likely.

I'm amazed anyone would waste their time reading what Stoeten has to say. The chubby hipster is nothing more than another Rogers stooge at this point.

I've already got my tickets for both games. Right behind home plate, baby. If he's still on the team, I will heckle JPA incessantly.

Great post, Olerud363. Not sure why anyone gives a s*** what a fat Internet tough guy like Stoeten has to say though. My turds have more insight than that tubby hipster.

I miss Reed Johnson. Let the stoning begin.