I see where you're going here, I don't disagree with you, I just think it's a good idea to help the drivers out. A bad driver will manage to f*** that up regardless.
He's not exactly cheap and injury prone, probably I guess. His no-doubter homerun swing and bat drop is one of the most badass in the game. If the Rockies eat some money then I would enjoy having him.
Brandon Barnes has been making the ideal throws to home throughout this series. I don't know why I find it so pleasing, but I do. That's the kind of stuff you show your children so they will get better.