Tercet: "Teoscar Hernandez sucks, his numbers will regress" [implying need to look at larger sample].
Also tercet: "Since arbitrary cutoff point Teoscar Hernandez sucks."
Tercet: "Lourdes Gurriel Jr. sucks, he's getting super lucky on BABIP in small sample size."
Also tercet: "Devon Travis is being disrespected, since arbitrary small sample size cutoff point he's benefitting from BABIP luck to perform noticeably worse than Lourdes Gurriel has over the whole season."
Also tercet: "Sean Reid-Foley sucks, he threw 10 straight balls in a random early March appearance." (We don't even know if this is actually true)