I know, right? I though my dapper wit was a dead giveaway!
Also, f***ing Red Sox. Though, good pitch Cecil... Also, I think my stream is STILL behind, going to reset it after this half inning...
Might as well say "people shouldn't get involved in relationships", that s*** is messy no matter how it happens...
You want "never f***ing do this" relationship, groupies. Holy mother of god, them bitches be crazy!