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  1. That's pretty sweet that it's several local pizzerias doin' it... Great chance to try out some new places to see who has the best pie [insert vagina joke here].
  2. Humour is subjective, I have zero line about what is okay to joke about (as long as it's funny, seriously, don't make unfunny jokes that's Dane Cook's job) but this isn't my board, so it's up to others, and not me, to decide what is and isn't acceptable here. Personally, I had no issue with the joke, but I wouldn't have an issue with a joke about Hitler and Satan raping my mom so maybe I'm not the best judge...
  3. Are you asking like... if they bat right or left handed? Because that's super easy to find... http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=4720&position=3B (picking a random player out of a hat...) Chase Headley Birthdate: 5/9/1984 (30 y, 2 m, 1 d) Bats/Throws: B/R <-- right there. If you're asking something else, I'm not getting it so you may have to elaborate.
  4. That's all well and good Spank, but where do we find this 2nd baseman of the future? The fact is that there are more upgrades available at 3rd than there are at second, and Lawrie has shown that he can be a more than capable defender at either position, so I'm taking the best player and 2nd or 3rd (or short if Reyes can be reasoned with and make his absolutely required move to second base...).
  5. Probably a case of "he tried to play through it, it wasn't going well..."
  6. Well, our baserunners just got significantly faster...
  7. That'll learn ya for wrecking the British economy, Thatcher!
  8. Someone whose parents shouldn't be allowed to name children?
  9. This is a very ugly game... I still don't get this pitching change here...
  10. And he was also quite highly regarded as a prospect prior to injuries, so he's not coming out of nowhere or playing above expectations.
  11. I have no memory of this at all... I seem to recall the general feeling of "getting Reimold for nothing was an excellent move" from the posters that aren't f***tarded around here.
  12. It's a totally fair comparison, because they were waiver pickups... (Well, Glenn wasn't, he was drafted by the Jays in 2009...)
  13. Sometimes those waiver pickups are not terrible after all!
  14. It's a shitshow on D for both teams apparently, but the Jays need to f***ing score...
  15. Wasn't a video review, I don't think... Not sure that counts as a challenge... Anyone have any information on this?
  16. Tabby thinks you can't guide line-drives... Obviously he's never watched the Cardinals play baseball.
  17. He could try not having Steve Tolleson batting second...
  18. Well, I am against the race of *******s. Edit: http://legendarium.mymiddleearth.com/files/2014/05/watching_avengers_i_understood_a_gif_reference-88347.gif
  19. If you are sac bunting in the 3rd f***ing inning you should not be a professional baseball player.
  20. Ahh, I see the issue here, you think that when I say "you're an *******" to someone, that I'm confusing them with a part of the human anatomy when in fact I am using the colloquialism which means that they are an unpleasant, disagreeable fellow. When I say "you're an *******'s *******" I mean "an unpleasant, disagreeable fellow finds you unpleasant and disagreeable, which means you are exceptionally unpleasant and disagreeable." http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/files/tmyk.gif
  21. We have no reasonable alternatives to Reyes, and I'm not really willing to officially give up on this game to send a message.
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