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Everything posted by Deadpool

  1. Deadpool
    There is literally nothing about Cecil on Rosenthal's twitter. I assume this is an attempt at a joke, but like... Maybe you should leave that to the professionals...
  2. Deadpool
    Well, one presumes that they ARE American...
  3. Deadpool
    What was the result if Goins proves, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is an uphill gardener?
  4. Deadpool
    Nobody cares what you want, you don't even exist anymore!
  5. Deadpool
    What are you talking about? I didn't tear up at when reading the stuff about his grandma... DON'T LOOK AT ME! (Also, that author has the whole "trying to sound really smart, but f***ing up the language just enough so that you know he is out of his depth" thing down.)
  6. Deadpool
    Lind is a professional f***ing athlete. Good f***ing christ. Our team would be better with him in the line-up.
  7. Deadpool
    You could have ended that last sentence two words earlier...
  8. Deadpool
    So... .05% chance instead of .01%?
  9. Deadpool
    Yeah, I hope he can still stream on Twitch...
  10. Deadpool
    But... but... VALUE!
  11. Deadpool
    http://www.90s411.com/images/in-living-color-men-on-film.jpg
  12. Deadpool
    This kinda made me a little bit tingly...
  13. Deadpool
    Didn't you see the movie? Single father? Girl has a nice singing voice (from listening to all those showtunes?) Prrrreeeettty suspicious, if you ask me.
  14. Deadpool
    http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/8/89/500px-Oh-you-show.jpg
  15. Deadpool
    Burns: "Say, I wonder if this 'Homer Nixon' is any relation." Smithers: "Unlikely, sir, they spell and pronounce their names differently."
  16. Deadpool
    "closer", also, "*******"
  17. Deadpool
    It wouldn't be a Jays game without Buck and Pat gargling Jeter's balls. The fact that he's not involved in the game has never stopped them before.
  18. Deadpool
    Holy f***, just tell me what's happening in the baseball game and shut the f*** up about the sand in your various vaginae.
  19. Deadpool
    Thanks, infobot!
  20. Deadpool
    Y'know, if Smoak puts up a decent season, that's a pretty sexy line-up, particularly once Saunders is back (and, IMO, when Izturis is replaced by Travis...)
  21. Deadpool
    Alternate interpretation: http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c1/c1a6e7e5a4e48902148ff88f48250336647569c12d081535542df0fd0e1dfa87.jpg So... Technically correct *******? I'm down with that interpretation.
  22. Deadpool
    Yeah, there's been no suggestion of a deal anywhere but with the Jays... He's a kid playing ball to show off, and possibly increase his value. Ang is a solid source, despite his predilection for equus, and the dudes on fangraphs are talking about the Jays having him locked up as well. Also, if the Jays sign VGJ, (I'm gunna go ahead and start calling him va-jay-jay now to get ahead of the curve) they'll be over 15% already, so my point was that they should just spend a metric f***tonne at that point, since there's not double secret probation after that point.
  23. Deadpool
    http://m.bluejays.mlb.com/news/article/110931884/blue-jays-bringing-scott-rolen-to-camp-to-work-with-prospect-mitch-nay Cool, the GBOAT coming back to help out!
  24. Deadpool
    I hope we spend at least $10M before the tax, otherwise it really seems like it won't be worth it to handcuff ourselves over the next few years.
  25. Deadpool
    I don't think it's just me that's had some of these links show up seriously malformed... Not the first time I've seen it happen on this board either... (Labourt's for example, the writing is fine, but the actual link has ".com/watch?v=" replaced with a semi-colon... Obviously easy to work around, just weird.
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