What I like best about Zaun is that he is pretty much the antithesis of everything he values. A decent defensive catcher who could get on base. Like Hitler campaigning on the superiority of blond-haired blue-eyed people.
Wouldn't it be great if Zaun was an active player.
Jays FO: "Look at all these s***** stats of yours, we'll offer you a 10-year, $15M contract"
Zaun: "Geez, I better take that, I suck"