http://www.baseball-reference.com/friv/rudolph.html
5 WAR as a 7 year old. Big bodied but if he was able to play short he should be able to make the transition to second.
The age of consent in Canada is 16 (it used to be 14 until 2008), so while it wasn't illegal it didn't follow the minimum age rule of Minimum partner age = YourAge/2 + 7
http://xkcd.com/314/
Lind is fine with the contract he's on but he's a platoon player.
I don't mind the idea of signing Kevin Youkilis as the other half of that platoon, even if he is one of the world's leading douchebags.