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  1. That's cool bro. Guys like that aren't worth the beating they deserve. It's a shame that these animals have to go through s*** like that, but I believe in karma too and she's worse than a bitch.
  2. I'm glad I don't come across s*** like that. Makes me f***ing sick sometimes what people do to animals....and each other. Just so utterly sad.
  3. Yeah, it's pretty sad that we live in a world where people have to beat and abuse their animals to feel better about themselves. I've always wondered why anyone would own an animal like that in order to abuse it. It mind boggling to me. But if you chased down and beat up every moron who beat up on animals, or their women, whateever.......you'd need a few liftimes to get done with it.
  4. Sorry, proves that most people who call others retards are usually retarded themselves. I'm just not completely retarded, just semi.
  5. A-S-S-H-O-L-E. I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane While people behind me are going insane I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******) I'm an ******* (He's an *******, such an *******) I use public toilets and piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?" I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******) I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******) Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******) I'm an ******* (He's a real f***ing *******) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong Nah! I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******) I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why Two words, nuclear f***ing weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania They can have all the democracy they want They can have a big democracy cake walk Right through the middle of Tienanmen square And it won't make a lick of difference Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes (Hey) And Lee Marvin (Hey) And Sam Peckinpah (Hey) And a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas (Hey, you know you really are an *******) Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal I'm an ******* (He's an *******, what an *******) I'm an ******* (He's the world's biggest *******) A S S H O L E, everybody A S S H O L E Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf Fung achng tum a fung tum a fling chum Ooh, ooh I'm an ******* and proud of it  --------------------------------------------------------------------------------          
  6. Yeah ooookkkkeeeeeeeeee buddy!!! Back up slowly and put the crackpipe down son. It doesn't have to end this way. Help is on the way.
  7. Pardon me? Go back and read what I said. It was a f***ing joke. I'm not trying to back out of anything you retarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd. I have no f***ing dog.
  8. Well I was pretty pissed watching that s***, at the very least I woulda still held his head up to my ass and blasted a good one in his face.
  9. So are you pal, you gaining points with the clique of internet tough guys here? You lol'd at it right afterwards, obviously catching on that it was a joke. Moron
  10. Ban me for what? Because I made a joke and you internet tough guys thought you would jump all over it. Get a life already. Jesus, team loses one game and you all act out like a bunch of 15 year old children who've had their first drunk experience. Did y'all show up at the Vick trial with sign asking for the death penalty?
  11. Do you people have nothing better to do? I don't even have a dog you impotent douche bags. f***, take a f***ing pill already.
  12. It's a f***ing joke, relax retard. Tough guy internet keyboard jockeys don't scare me anyways.....and I've seen way sicker s*** than that posted here. Besides it was just a cuff in the side of the head.
  13. Seriously, if my team performed like this and embarassed me I'd make em f***ing teabag one another.
  14. Let Spanky do it. he can just tell us all to f*** off and come back when the game is over so he doesn't have to hear the motherf***ing whiners in the meantime.
  15. Naw, my dog likes it. Keeps her kinda coming back for more. Works on the wife too.
  16. That's a cure for Cleveland! Jays can't hit Masterson for s***...he could be 0-8 with and ERA of 13.6 and he would throw 8 scoreless innings at us.
  17. Santos owes my dog an apology and now! Kicked my f***ing dog in the head while he walked the team and threw balls in the dirt.
  18. Hehehehehe, nothing like a good laugh after laughing at something you want to reach out and strangle.....make Santos and f***ing Happ spoon naked while tied together on the dugout steps.
  19. Where's spanky to......oh wait am I on repeat? Sorry, I think I saw one too many walks..
  20. Where the f*** is Spanky to tell us all to shut the f*** up cos it's only 1 game?......I think even he would be a littled f***ing pissed right now.loool
  21. Where's Spanky to tell us all to shut our f***ing pieholes cos it's only one game? ......I think even he would be pretty f***ing pissed about now.loool
  22. That's the thing, we have a whiner like this Happ idiot who somehow thinks he should automatically have a spot in the rotation, but averaged less than 5 innings per start last year? Gassing out at 100 pitches in the fourth on numerous occasions? What a f***ing douche. Fits right in with the drunk and his helper as our commentators..
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