You'd make a terrible agent.
LTR: My client is looking to sign a deal. He's currently one of the top FA outfielders.
GM: I have some interest, but not a lot of payroll space.
LTR: Well there are a half dozen other teams after his services.
GM: I can offer 80Mil over 6 years...
LTR: He grew up poor, I can only let you sign him for 12Mil over 6 years.
GM: ....ok