TRM

I know! Make it happen again!

Make it happen

This draft suxxx

Chris Hatcher available?

f***. despaired. f***.

Hooover suxxxxx (vacuum joke)

Well this was a fun way to waste a portion of an afternoon. Thanks for partaking, all.

Silvergun - King (A true champ, will rule for the forseeable future. Very rarely seen by the common folk) BTS - Queen (Queen B, also Silverguns bitch. Not actually important but inserts himself into the conversations of those actually in charge unannounced and uninvited) Dr. Dinger - Prince (Long seen as the heirto the throne, but hasn't ever put it all together. Still, strong genes, one day will likely rule) North - Princess(Has a crown, but generally unliked and called a little bitch by most. Also young) NJH - High Priest (Makes all the rules, has a lot of say and power. Ultimately everyone defers to him, but the basis of his power is sketchy, despite being recognized. Was more important at the beginning of time) TCA - Court Jester (Entertainment for the royals. Often drunk.) FeatherD - Kings Dead Old Father (Once was the king. Will likely never be king again. Important for the history of the kingdom. May or may not be dead.) GD - Knight (Sleeping with the Princess. Does her bidding.) Hurl- Senile Advisor to Royals(Once was semi-relevant and had good ideas. Hasn't done anything of note in many years, yet still is invited to sit at the big boys table and share his opinions. May or may not have a hemorrhoid) Boxy - Girl At Brothel(Town bike. Anyone can and has had a ride) Spanky - Village Drunk (Crippled by a thatching accident in his youth, the village drunk finds meaning in the bottle and stumbles around the muddy side streets, late at night, speaking foul in his own special language) Jaysblue - The Duke of some other region (Seldom heard from these days, the Duke isn't necessarily loved but is respected) torontofan and jays_fever - Peasant forest-dwelling brothers who exist unbeknownst to anyone in town. z3r0s - Priest and Church Archivist (records all known history of the church and maintains the holy archives. Also constantly brags about his stable of young boys) KingKat - The Monk (He spends his time tending to the scrolls and tomes of the library. A pacifist; not competitive by nature). Sammy and Havok - The Fletcher and the Blacksmith (nondescript roles, but every town needs them to function properly) TRM - King's bastard (constantly trying to prove that he is worthy of his royal blood but always falling short. Basically a giant disappointment. Once even tried to adopt a similar name as the Prince for bonus points, but his stepmother mockingly overruled him by naming him "brryant.") Speedygose - Royal Squire (Puts on a kind and generous face for the court, but secretly plots the day he will attempt to overthrow them all. Also particularly disgusted by the town drunk.) AdamGreenwood - Barbarian King (Surprisingly cunning and devious for a primitive being, he has conquered many lands and refuses to remain satisfied. Most recently, handed a large defeat to the Prince's army which caused his father to shut himself in the throne room for the rest of his life, ruling whilst removed from the people. Greenwood now plots outside the city walls, waiting for the right moment to strike while attempting to misinform and misdirect the majority of the kingdom in hopes that some will turn to his side.) GP - Brothel Owner (Acquires a ton of extremely young assets and then promptly gets rid of them when they are older than 21)

What's the dinger reference in your AG write up, Boxy?

OK. I accept yours. Thx Boxy. Please write one up about AG and we will be complete.

Still looking for medieval archetypes for Speedy and Min

NJH, I reject your submissions for SpeedyGose and TRM on an account of laziness and not understanding the reference respectively. I also reject your submissing for z3r0s on an account of it being vastly inferior to Boxy's submission.

And Greenwood. He's easy though, some self-proclaimed lord of some far off not respected land who wants to join the royal family and prove his worth. Someone do the right up.

Still in need of a medieval archetype: TRM Sammy z3r0s Gibbers KK Speedy Havok

Added a few new ones.

The DDL Royal Family consists of something like the following: Silvergun - King (A true champ, will rule for the forseeable future. Very rarely seen by the common folk) BTS - Queen (Queen B, also Silverguns bitch. Not actually important but inserts himself into the conversations of those actually in charge unannounced and uninvited) Dr. Dinger - Prince (Long seen as the heirto the throne, but hasn't ever put it all together. Still, strong genes, one day will likely rule) North - Princess(Has a crown, but generally unliked and called a little bitch by most. Also young) NJH - High Priest (Makes all the rules, has a lot of say and power. Ultimately everyone defers to him, but the basis of his power is sketchy, despite being recognized. Was more important at the beginning of time) TCA - Court Jester (Entertainment for the royals. Often drunk.) FeatherD - Kings Dead Old Father (Once was the king. Will likely never be king again. Important for the history of the kingdom. May or may not be dead.) GD - Knight (Sleeping with the Princess. Does her bidding.) Hurl- Senile Advisor to Royals(Once was semi-relevant and had good ideas. Hasn't done anything of note in many years, yet still is invited to sit at the big boys table and share his opinions. May or may not have a hemorrhoid) Boxy - Girl At Brothel(Town bike. Anyone can and has had a ride) Feel free to add as creative ideas are come up with.

My money is on zombie apocalypse.

Watch who you're calling a peasant, serf. 3 Playoff Appearances > 0 Playoff Appearances

What?!?!?! THEY DO?!?

A republican and a religious person? What's next, a cop eating a donut?!?

AG has targeted a new whipping boy, and at this persons expense he plans to try and infiltrate the DDL.

Don't worry Greenwood.. ITT: People mad at you for doing some honest, value-add (at the very least fun-add) hard work cause you didn't rank their team well.

I think I'm missing a few first round picks. Someone confirm?

It's likely we burn 12 hours with FTD. It's likely I never pick this week.

What's the upcoming board?