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Sooo anyone selling home opener or the day after tickets?

I always thought the reports said he had a weak throwing arm? That ain't weak

Kolten Wong can't hit. Do we really need him? He's probably a slightly better Barney

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Matz has elbow discomfort rip

Tepera wasn't that bad last year

isn't that the guy that ruined odor fought in the minors?

I would've preferred Norris over Salty but we already made a commitment to him. If both were still available by now I would've pushed for Norris. Plus I do think Norris is good enough to be a starter (if he goes back to his healthy self) so he wouldn't have much to show here in Toronto. Typical Rays move, I bet he gets flipped if he does good

he just walked with Pomeranz on the mound

Well it's likely we'll lose 2 players out of our rotation to FA, so he better be ready to promote Biagini or sign some FA

Not that I know of, but it shouldn't be an issue considering Kadri can still play in the US

Kang has not been granted a US visa and may not play this year. Also reported that he was drunk in a 3rd country https://twitter.com/sung_minkim/status/845249982571556864

Assdrible gets ejected and takes his sweet time leaving the park https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/03/23/1245632283/1490297091655/asset_2500K.mp4

Can Marcus Stroman save rap from wiggers like Mike Studd?

Dominican is bad too:

so what happened in the 4th and in the 7th?

Yeah when I lost that bet to Spanky I gave him a s*** ticket and he went to the 100 level I think

Yep, though I'm sure if you really wanted you could pretend to be wheelchair-crippled and you end up with prime seating at the front of the concourse

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Duquette throwing shade at JB Again http://deadspin.com/dan-duquette-orioles-fans-hate-jose-bautista-prefer-1793519917?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow MLB.com: You expressed no interest in Jose Bautista this offseason, saying, “Jose is a villain in Baltimore and I’m not going to go tell our fans that we’re courting Jose Bautista for the Orioles because they’re not going to be happy.” How often do you consider something like fan reaction when considering potential acquisitions? Duquette: (Laughs) Well that was an easy one; our fans just don’t like Jose. We play those guys 25 times a year and he’s the face of the Blue Jays. He’s the villain in the play whenever we play the Blue Jays. I like our guys. Our guys are good. [Mark] Trumbo is like a working-class-type baseball player. If he was going to work every day on a construction site, you would understand that he brings that kind of work ethic every day. That’s the kind of player that our fans identify with. We try to get gritty players that work hard every day and give their best effort every day. Our fans seem to like that and respond to it.

David Price's arm strength is worse than it was when he started in ST Gregorius is also injured. Both are out til May

bautista scratched yet again

Stro picked the US over Puerto Rico for the easy WBC title. Lets see if he'll regret it.

damn how have I only heard of Nate Jones until now? 4 seasons with the White Sox with +10 K/9 each year

Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought this guy was Tanaka Same delivery, same face, same kind of results