Laika

And, in the annoying words of Silvio, "Let's go!!!!!!!!!"

Updated remaining draft order, with recent trades accounted for. Double check your own picks to make sure everything is in order. 44 Taijuan On! 45 BALCO Pharm Team 46 Triple Hawpe Brewed! 47 SpeedyGose 48 ISO Horny 49 Twist and Trout 50 Got Head For Miles 51 Triple Hawpe Brewed! 52 Triple Hawpe Brewed! 53 Georgia Peach 54 B. Inge Drinking 55 A Wrench In The Plan 56 London Slayers 57 B. Inge Drinking 58 Jurassic Kats 59 B. Inge Drinking 60 BALCO Pharm Team /////////////////////////// 61 The Lyon Tamer 62 The True Cardinals 63 Butt Stallions 64 Gryffindor 65 Taijuan On! 66 Butt Stallions 67 Triple Hawpe Brewed! 68 Georgia Peach 69 Jurassic Kats 70 A Wrench In The Plan 71 A 2nd Leg To Stanton 72 Twist and Trout 73 ISO Horny 74 SpeedyGose 75 Butt Stallions 76 The Lyon Tamer 77 B. Inge Drinking 78 The True Cardinals 79 Oppo Taco 80 (Insert clever name) ///////////////////////////// 81 Taijuan On! 82 The True Cardinals 83 A Wrench in the Plan 84 The True Cardinals 85 (insert clever name) 86 ISO Horny 87 SpeedyGose 88 (insert clever name) 89 Twist and Trout 90 B. Inge Drinking 91 Taijuan On! 92 BALCO Pharm Team 94 B. Inge Drinking 95 A 2nd Leg To Stanton 96 Butt Stallions 97 Gryffindor 98 A 2nd Leg To Stanton 99 Butt Stallions 100 The True Cardinals ////////////////////////////// 101 The Lyon Tamer 102 Triple Hawpe Brewed! 103 A 2nd Leg To Stanton 104 Gryffindor 105 London Slayers 106 A 2nd Leg To Stanton 107 B. Inge Drinking 109 Triple Hawpe Brewed! 110 The Lyon Tamer 111 A Wrench In The Plan 112 Twist and Trout 113 ISO Horny 114 SpeedyGose 115 Jurassic Kats 116 A Wrench in the Plan 117 BALCO Pharm Team 118 London Slayers 119 Oppo Taco 120 Jurassic Kats

Gibbers' window expires at about 11pm Seems like we've had a lot of wet blanket full window users this draft. Yeesh. If you guys are gonna be AFK and your pick is coming up, feel free to leave your top choice with a commish or trusted person who won't be picking for a while. Boxy has already done it twice, and both times it has greatly helped the draft move along. Let's move it along, dickbags.

Looking to add a front end SP Will move Zunino + The Bartender Zunino, of course, could be stashed in the minors or added directly to your starting C spot.

Basically. Almost identical career slashies. Bourn has more SB upside, but he's also way older and CF isn't even close to as scarce as SS.

Name dropping in that sense is pretty retarded.

I have like, 9 or 10 guys on my board that I still really like. 4 more picks but don't pick again until R4. Every time my email gets a bump I say a little prayer to the ghost of the prospect version of Jesus Montero, asking that he spare my top targets.

Wondering if anyone is gonna take a gamble on Courtney Hawkins towards the end of this draft. The strikeout rate is disgustingly terrible, but the power isn't (.355 ISO!!!) and the age vs. level isn't either (19 in A+ is very solid). The K rate was way lower last year, so it's possible that he's working on something right now. lol, nvm he got drafted in February

This is just sad at this point. We were all hoping he would at least get marginally better. Just OBP .300 or something like that. But no, he somehow got worse. And the saddest thing is that he's not even close to being Toronto's worst every day player. Maicer Izturis, please stand up. Equally sad, Toronto's top four pitchers in fWAR right now: Cecil, Janssen, Juan Perez, Delabar. f***. How can anyone even watch this team every night? I haven't watched back to back games, or a full game, in weeks.

picked for Boxy

I'm surprised Dinger sold on Yordano. But I guess a bird in the hand is worth two on the minor league roster, or whatever.

Posted. Batting order for today: 26 Oppo Taco 27 B. Inge Drinking 28 Georgia Peach 29 The Uphill Gardners 30 Got Head for Miles 31 The Uphill Gardners 32 ISO Horny 33 Got Head For Miles 34 SpeedyGose

Therealmin's window is basically done, but since he has back to back picks he gets another 12 hours and it's inconsequential.

We're at the turn now. 18 London Slayers 19 Taijuan On! 20 The Lyon Tamer //////////////////////////// 21 The Lyon Tamer 22 Taijuan On! 23 Butt Stallions

havok22 has been on the clock for a few hours

I emailed him

Baseball is easy UGH!!!!!! I could've cashed in those runs!!! My team lost wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's easy. You just completely change the approach you've been using successfully for the last year+, and inside out Joe Nathan to RF. It doesn't matter if you're only comfortable when pulling pitches with authority. Just copy Miguel Cabrera. Baseball is easy!

I had no idea that Edwin was blessed with Miggy's 80 grade hit tool.

He was trying to hit the ball hard, you f***ing stooges. Trying to hit a single is a good way to bounce out softly, unless you're Derek f***ing Jeter or some bronze skinned baseball demi-god like that.

Melky Cabrera = team's best chance for a hit against Nathan. Let's bunt!

The names are easy to compile but nearly impossible to rank, lol.

Just draft all the Cards prospects

Yeah, sort of. I still have 44 interesting names right now aside from 2013 draftees. But it's so early in the year that there are a ton of guys with good numbers, and it's pretty hard to give them credit for them.

I noticed it the first time. No idea where that's even coming from. Someone in Yahoo's tiny, sad headquarters is having fun.