Dr. Dinger

Wat

I own Hader in two leagues and I consider him very fringy. Probably not a dude.

It probably doesn't help that Puig, Gomez, and Rendon have all been banged up for most of the year. Your team does look pretty strong on the (w)hole, although your bullpen is f***ing awful. No doubt they've had a big hand in nuking your ratios.

It's funny how trades turn around sometimes. My Ryu for Grandal trade with TRM seemed like a rape job for the longest time, but now Grandal looks like a stud and Ryu has completely broken down, and the only asset I have left to show for him is Blake Swihart.

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You're so dead next week.

Still better than bbryant - lol bts though.

I would say it's more similar to Burrito Boyz.

In the google doc.

I just made that your team name.

Jhonny Peralta is the new Hanley Ramirez.

^ Good GM, terrible manager

Well, I won't be benching Papi for Parmelee again any time soon.

What on Earth are the Dbacks doing?

Only twice the size of Texas, pretty puny.

Willie Randolph telling a story on YES, recounting his time in "the small province of Quebec."

He absolutely leaned in. Clearly you weren't watching.

Wow, Tabata dropped his elbow right into that pitch. Scummy.

Man, Nelly Cruz really fell off. Pujols now leads the AL in HR.

I think it was a 2nd plus a prospect, can't really remember.

I could have sworn I acquired Chen from Spanky.

Agreed. Especially if it's an AVG league rather than an OBP, Stanton is the far superior asset. Keuchel is nice, but TBH, I don't think he's THAT much better than replacement level in a shallow league with traditional stats rest-of-season.

Yeah, but then they biffed it the following year, passing on Bryant for Appel.

Carlos Correa is pretty good at baseball.

Whatever, you own him in a shallow league.