Dr. Dinger

Lol that's hilarious.

Things can change a lot in 12 months, although it's possible I said that in jest.

How's Drew Pomeranz doing these days, anyway?

Sometimes-closer Jason Motte available for a small draft pick upgrade. He doesn't suck, I promise!

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Man, Bumgarner has some serious power.

Nice buy-low for Boxy. Zero risk.

Man, the quote function on this board has been really flaky for me in Chrome lately.

Belt > Hosmer

Wow, thanks for the reminder, I haven't checked in on Big Hoz for awhile. I see he's ISOing around tercet's body weight once again.

Nobody gives me any slack on the numerous bad claims I make, I'm just doing my best to even the score at this point.

It upsets me that I don't own any shares in Lance Lynn, he's a viable SP1 in this format.

I actually sorta regret dropping Ben Revere. He is a legit 4 category contributor in this format and an excellent late week SB play off the bench.

Ben Revere 98 wRC+ Trumbo 88 wRC+ And don't look now, but Allen Craig is showing some signs of life in AAA.

Lol! Mark Trumbo is f***ing terrible, as expected. Can someone dig up some hilarious BTS quotes about how he wouldn't trade Trumbo for Lynn?

Well let's see, you stole my boyfriend before the initial draft, then you beat me in the playoffs. Seems like an open-and-shut case.

As much as I don't want to see you win (or silvio in FC), I really like watching GCS mash baseballs.

That suckssssss

Muy gracias for benching that grand salami, silvergunt.

Man, where did Longo's power go? ISO has dropped 4 years in a row, down to a piddly .135 this year. Good thing you didn't give up two aces for him.

Lol he didn't actually say that.

Pretty much any time now, but who would you even really sell? Rendon, Puig, Gomez, Jones, Felix, Stras, and Longo should all be untouchable. I'd maybe look to sell A-Gon or Iwakuma if you can get nice prospects for them, and I'd certainly look to sell high on Ubaldo. But other than that, your team is mostly hold guys.

Decimates maybe is strong, since I think technically that means it destroyed 90% of his value. I think it only destroyed like 60-70% of his value, cause now he's just a HS OF bat in rookie ball. The chance for him to be an above replacement level fantasy producer at his position just dropped significantly.

The part where he's not a shortstop or even an infielder any more? You don't see how that decimates his value? Alright.

He's started at least 10 games at 2B this year, so he'll retain it in Yahoo for 2016.