Dr. Dinger

Either way, he's waiver draft fodder at this point. Unkeepable and therefore unownable, unless you have an exceptionally s***** team and numerous open DL spots.

Blame John Farrell. Wright has been f***ed up ever since that pinch running stunt.

Wright is having season-ending knee surgery, so he's not even really stashable.

He's in a crazy power groove right now

Exactly.

No one mentioned my Miguel Cabrera trade really so I don't think a Musgrove-Glover swap really bears much conversation.

He didn't suck to start last year either; he was solid through the end of May and then he blew the f*** up.

It's like Edinson Volquez, Tom Koehler, Hector Santiago level bad. There's not even an R.A. Dickey to be had. Even the available relievers are pretty well shite.

Bring back the Slayers!

Yikes, silvergun loses Kluber and Hamels in the same day to DL stints. Pitchers are dropping like crazy in the early going, and the waiver wire is ugly AF.

o rite, you traded Correa for slightly older and more actualized Correa

Gleyber for Correa. First and final offer. Laugh now, cry later.

I warned you about Puig and Hendricks, you wouldn't listen.

oh ok

Whoa, Brendan Rodgers kinda sux and J.P. Crawford REALLY sux. BTS wha happn?

I don't see the point in moving him off 3B, TBH. He has the arm for it, so I'd just let him go for it, and it's not like he's piling up a ton of errors. He could be a passable 3B, and the Jays will need one by the time he's ready.

I know you're joking, but nah. FSL is tough for hitters, it might be good for him to get challenged there. He could easily be in AA this time next year.

Promote that man. Class A is providing him no developmental challenge at this point.

Disgusting. You should be ashamed.

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Vlad is f***ing absurd. As one of the youngest playing in the SAL, he's now slashing .348/.459/.565 with more walks than Ks. I'd be pretty tempted to bump him up to Dunedin soon, just to challenge him. I expected the power, but the contact and discipline are supernatural for his age.

If I were the Dodgers I'd DFA Adrian before I'd demote Bellinger. He is flat out raking.

Cody Bellinger is a bad man.

Depends on league size. In this league or deeper, no. 16 teamers or shallower and redrafts will cut away, probably dropping his ownership % in half.