Dr. Dinger

Oh, did James Paxton get hurt? I'm shocked.

LOL @ BP Vladimir Guerrero, Jr., 3B, Toronto Blue Jays (Low-A, Lansing): 3-3, 2 R, 2 2B, RBI, 2 BB We probably should’ve ranked him in our top 101.

Sure. I'll give you Hall of Famer Albert Pujols.

Yeah, but that's Hurl's boner, not NJH.

Conforto was the best player in the trade. I think NJH traded like Chris Davis and Willy Adames, maybe.

Nah you don't.

My god does Andrew McCutchen ever suck.

There's like one good catching prospect every 5 years.

I enjoy that a team named Mike Trout's Team is so deficient on offence and strong in pitching.

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Woof, TRM is in a really bad way.

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Jews are poorly hung.

What a monster

Did you un-quit all your teams? Are you applying as TRM's replacement?

I think TRM checked out a lot when Donaldson went DL and Marte got suspended. He'll be back.

I'm done with speedy slap hitters forever. Dee, Hamilton, Peraza, f*** em all. I also want no shares of Albies.

Legit

I think I offered like Chris Sale, Vlad Jr, Adam Duvall. I didn't get a callback.

Nope. gtfo.

Hurl's farm is basically Otani and a 17 year old. I guess Adames is good, but I'm still the low man on him because I don't see an impact fantasy skill set.

Yeah the really stacked farms from the past couple years have graduated a lot of their studs (Seager, Urias, Trea, Gallo, etc etc), so there really isn't a boss farm at the moment. BTS has great depth, I have a few elite guys but lack depth after them.

I know I'm super biased, but I think I might already have the best farm in the league. If not in depth, then at least in terms of elite, top-end pieces. And I'll still probably make the playoffs, I hope.

Sorry, is your SP2 Kendall Graveman? Or the 60 IP you'll get from Drew Pomeranz? Also, I can't tell you how happy it makes me to see Jake Arrieta no longer be out-of-nowhere-elite.

Bautista looks like he's lost bat speed, but on the plus side, at least his arm is noticeably better than it's been in the year-plus since the Delmon Young incident.