Are you completely retarded? You claimed that the majority of people either currently drink and drive or have done so in the past. Then you said that back in your fratboy douchebag days, you drank and drove all the time. I didn't make a single comment about your current habits, I contested that MOST people drink and drive (you actually implied that everyone has done it at one point) and merely commented on my own personal limit. Secondly, your fitness level, as far as I know, does not help you process the alcohol faster. Having more body mass helps to absorb it.
TL;DR you're a f***ing dipshit, please get better at reading the English language so I don't have to explain myself as if you're a f***ing five year old.