I bet in a few years you'll be able to clone a baby so you wouldn't need a woman anyways. When Cliff lee comes to toronto, I'm going to take a piece of his hair and clone myself a baby Cliff Lee.
lol what? lol no... just saying that my mom is not a bitch and she's been with my dad for over 25 years and has never cheated on him(to my knowledge).
I guess sometimes you just have to get really lucky in order to find a nice girl to marry.
Looks don't matter to women so it's either:
1) Colby's actually a confident guy and has a great personality outside of the baseball field
2) She's a gold digger
I doubt Colby is a confident guy in RL so I will go with #2.