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This is f***ing awesome to see from him.

Not everyone's a casual, bro. I'd actually say that a lot of the regulars on this board are very interested in prospects - and not just from the Jays' organisation.

Just to clarify, are you referring to the hitter-pitcher matchup, or are you talking about which of your pitchers start on each given day? The latter is already covered by Yahoo, on the off chance you didn't know.

These GIFs are too much.

lmfao!

Hmmmm...

The Jays only need to go about 42-8 the rest of the way, and they should get into the playoffs. Nbd.

Bautista

The ol' Jeter special.

Bautista for me, please.

Interesting. ACES seems to be the culprit.

Everyone but Braun and A-Rod (well, he was born in New York anyway). But yes, lol.

Lol at Jesus Montero.

This would have been more useful about 15 minutes ago, but I just came across this tweet:

And to think that in just one more year the team likely would have been in a perfect position if AA had just stayed the course.

Goddammit.

According to this report, he sits high 80s. I also read that he "touches" over 90, though that's pretty vague. Hopefully someone else can give a more definitive answer.

Well f***.

Interesting. I wonder if any of them are star players.

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We need one of these for the Blue Jays: http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/7518/tanknationfinal.png

Holy f***. I can't stand any more of your verbal diarrhea.

Agreed. I do wonder if they'll move him up to A+ before the season is out. I kind of think they will give him a taste, and then start him there next year.

It's really hard not to get excited about Norris. He's cut down on his walks, and is pitching further into games. I've said it before, but his results are looking an awful lot like Sanchez's did last season. In his last 44.1 IP (12 starts), his K:BB is 61:23. Arbitrary endpoint, but it seems like he's figuring it out. If he can repeat this kind of success next year, we've got a legit prospect on our hands. His FIP, by the way, is 3.88 on the season, compared to his ERA, which is 5.55. After today, both have dropped. I wasn't one of the guys who was down on him after a rough start. The patience is starting to pay off, it would seem.

Here's a game to play with friends - or by yourself - which is sure to get you absolutely faced... Rules: Drink as much and as fast as you can, so as to make bearing the rest of the game just a little easier. Have fun! 1. For each defensive error committed by a Blue Jay, take a f***ing drink and remember fondly the good defensive years of 2004-2008 2. For each Arencibia passed ball, finish your drink and blast the clueless JPA fanboys/girls on Twitter 3. When Pat Tabler references a player's muscular physique, down half of your drink 4. Every time Buck Martinez says, "high and deep...", take a drink 5. For every delayed steal attempt by Bonifacio, pound half of your drink and laugh at AA's unwarranted Emilio-boner 6. Every time Bautista argues a strike, "waterfall" (with your friends) or finish the rest of your drink (by yourself), and hang your head in embarrassment 7. For every home run given up by a Blue Jays pitcher, take a drink and kiss that sweet surplus value goodbye 8. For every ball that Melky should have got to, take a drink and hope to sweet f*** that he hits the DL long-term or is suspended without pay by Stephen Hawking - er, Bud Selig 9. For every "Lo Viste" or unnecessary and undeserved over-the-top celebration, pound your f***ing drink and laugh By the end of it all, you should be pretty tanked. But in case you aren't, pound the rest of your beer or liquor because your team just lost, and most likely in the most creative way possible.