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  1. Captain Adama
    They increased the price of their whapoos cider and chocolate ale. Really bugged me out since they're pretty expensive to start with. But you can't go wrong with ambrose or flying monkey.
  2. Captain Adama
    That poster makes it look like they have more cooking spray on their faces than an egg omlette.
  3. Captain Adama
    There's a big difference between dismissing Sanchez and heavily dampening expectations that he'll just hit the ground running.
  4. Captain Adama
    The Doggs?
  5. Captain Adama
    I usually stay the hell away from donuts but if I'm high I can easily polish a half dozen and it tastes so good. Also agree with JFAS that pineapple is the greatest thing ever.
  6. Captain Adama
    They'really probably intimidated by his good looks, ability to squat 500 pounds and the fact that he can blow fastballs right by Lucas duda, although most people can do the last one.
  7. Captain Adama
    I hate your lack of grammar lifestyle.
  8. Captain Adama
    I always get infuriated with people who say that being homosexual is a lifestyle.
  9. Captain Adama
    How do you know that baseball is back? Cause some people be losing their s*** during the first spring training game.
  10. Captain Adama
    Fun fact you might already know, if you buy the perfectly legal, over-the-counter drugs Gravol or Benadryl and take about 2-3 tablets, it's just like being high off weed.
  11. Captain Adama
    It's certainly not a lack of education, but it's how the education is presented. Drugs are made to seem like a *gasp!* big deal. When really, a good many of them are not so much a trouble with responsible use, but the constant throwing down the dangers and taboo of illegal drugs unintentionally adds an allure to kids. Plus, not to sound like too much a cynic, but teenagers are pretty damn stupid. Then again, a few illegal drugs when used responsibly can lead to a pretty good time and no bad effects, there's simply no grey area here. Probably why Catholic schools have the highest teen pregnancy rates; they have no proper sex ed curriculum and kids are told that sex is bad and a sin. Which probably creates a reverse psychology effect. I should know this, I went to one, certainly didn't stop my classmates from screwing around.
  12. Captain Adama
    So? It's still more dangerous and addictive than a lot of illegal drugs.
  13. Captain Adama
    Why should a paramedic come to you if you were in a car accident for speeding, it was your fault?
  14. Captain Adama
    Because what's done is done, what are you gonna do next? Shame the guy in emergency having a heart attack for eating too many big macs? No, what's done is done, you f***ing rehabilitate the person and educate them ways to stay healthy from now on. It's been proven time and time again that blaming the person will do nothing more than worsen the outcomes.
  15. Captain Adama
    He probably ended up with a few beers, went to the cocaine, had sex with a stripper and then yelled out "oh god" when he finished. That's where he knew he needed to draw the line, and not by using his platinum card.
  16. Captain Adama
    I guess when your arch nemesis is Papa Bear O'Reilly you have to become an idiot sometimes to resonate.
  17. Captain Adama
    Well, they claimed Ezequiel Carerra from the Tigers, so they technically got Devon Travis for free a while ago.
  18. Captain Adama
    Except Donaldson is probably a better player than Bautista going forward, cheaper and under more control. While Barreto is atop 100 prospect. Bryant is the consensus number 1. s***, that Donaldson trade is still so awesome.
  19. Captain Adama
    99th percentile is actually only 75th percentile on the Jewish I scale.
  20. Captain Adama
    I think the only sport where you're gonna see skinny fat athletes nowadays is golf.
  21. Captain Adama
    Lol, that is as far from as skinny fat as you can get
  22. Captain Adama
    Who's the guy that said it looked like he lost weight a month ago?
  23. Captain Adama
    Actually a really solid list, a few odd placements but I can see the reasoning why they put some players where they're ranked. Plus it's the first list I've seen to not have Archie Bradley in the Top 25, that's automatic bonus points.
  24. Captain Adama
    This f***in' guy.
  25. Captain Adama
    Diana's sauce on Steamer?
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