How we win this:
Reyes leadoff triple wipes out Cabrera at the legs. Back tweaked and Cabrera is out for 2 days.
Adam Lind rifles a ball at Scherzer causing a painful but non-injuring hand problem requiring him to come out of the game but he's fine for his next start against someone else. No-decision means his perfect W-L record persists. (look, I want to win, not seriously injure the poor guy)
JJ throws 6 acceptable innings
BP shuts down Fielder and Vmart
Arencibia with 4K and a costly passed ball
Bautista 2 run blast in the 8th wins it
Casey with the save
It's f'n simple!!!