This wouldn't happen but I see plausibility in certain parts. I think all pieces being sent are good fits on STL and I could see STL moving any of the pieces you listed. All together, probably not. Very nice first post here, well thought out.
I think we should be pouncing on a trade, probably some portion of this, with STL. Maybe sell Jose to the Rangers for Profar then slide him in at SS and move Reyes for x to STL.