GD

He didn't even say anything wrong

I haven't been watching this series but how the f*** is OKC crushing golden state? This is nuts

Aaaaaaaaaand jinxed

Average exit velocity isn't a category! Got em.

Wait I did what? E: Oh look at that, how'd I manage that? Gee sorry about that, absolute complete total accident tbh imho fyi kys thx

ZiPS projection down to 95. Yikes.

Paredes -> shortstop

That was going to be a straight drop I just happened to see Green out there I don't give a s*** about Matt Adams anymore i can't do it

Who da f*** to trade JV for Obvious: Stephen Curry Russell Westbrook Kawhi Leonard LeBron James Draymond Green Chris Paul James Harden Jimmy Butler DeAndre Jordan Paul George Karl-Anthony Towns Anthony Davis Damian Lillard Expiring and can't be dealt: KD Horford Conley Warmer? Paul Millsap Giannis Antetokounmpo Kevin Love Gordon Hayward Isaiah Thomas Kemba Walker Klay Thompson John Wall Idk Khris Middleton? Jae Crowder? Eric Bledsoe???? am i missing anyone?

This still all comes down to what you trade him for. Brb making a list.

No Adam Silver probably wouldn't care. He's the best active commissioner right now and it's not close.

Kyrie is beyond shook

all i have to say about this is you never know

xFIP isn't really results. I liked Sergio Santos

3 point shot? He'd just have to improve his mid range a touch.

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It's less of a team thing and more of an old crusty guy thing. And I don't mean literally old crusty guy, I mean mentally old crusty guy.

No I admit I talked him out of that. I didn't realize how much Fielder suxxxxxed. But at the same time Jones has a .238/.297/.385 slash so oh well.

That's not Jewish enough for me good sir Must unnecessarily pirate

This is actually wonderful. Will make Robot optimals so much easier outside of this.

Dunno. Assuming no because it downloads to your cell carrier or something. That'd be such a pain though I just downloaded the APK and it's working fine. Nice app. #Judaism

lol

That wasn't the offer :~)

"Would you be open to something around Strasburg + Jones for Hanley+other useful pieces?" PM incoming in t-minus 10 seconds

In f***ing credible I was going to list Kemp but I figured he'd be sneaky and try and give Hanley away before he ended up 1B only. Really proud of how close I got