Which he probably will be able to, considering he'll be everyone's boss. (Minus you, enjoy panhandling Jane and Finch, I hear it's a great area!!1!1!!1!!!!!)
I like signings like this. Probably won't amount to much, but he's proven to be effective in a professional capacity and there's no downside or risk, more or less. Hopefully he'll work out well and help out at some point.
I realize. ToS-abiding signature choice for a set amount of time equivalent to Goins' batting average *100?
So, if he hits .190, which he will, that would be 19 days.