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It's Ricky Gervais you uncultured swine Yes, Ricky Gervais is of the utmost culture

at least I'm not King

BTS was 'avin a good laugh with you last night (I believe), I personally feel that Normans are strong and powerful enough to be able to laugh at themselves. /not sucking up

He had an MiLB BABIP of .286. And 23 MLB IP means absolutely nothing when talking about BABIP. That's kinda the point of BABIP. e: f*** off NJH you dickbutt

Sounds like you need a Jew. Call me at 1-800-BTS-SUKS

80% sure this is Hosmer for Craig.

Alex Guerrero is actually a perfect fit for this team. Can play 2B, SS, COF. All areas we need depth in.

god damnit Deadpool

I feel like North is entirely oblivious to what he just did. As usual

lol

31-23 Sanchez. wow lol

Well, I guess majority rules. Personally I get a discernible delay but I guess not everyone does. ahahahahahahahahah

Fun fact: No one ever said this. Lern2read.

Were you using a very good radio or something? My dad's was pretty s*****.

No way. I've listened with my dad many times before, there's at least a few seconds of delay in there Spank.

don't insult us 10 year olds like that

Because minor league stats don't matter you f***ing moron /s

where has this been said, lol

The pure class right there

Hard lines?

BTS is so dumn.

tempting. very tempting

"legally" is an overrated term

I'd say respond to my PM but I now realize you're making your way to TCA Territory

Not only do you not really seem to understand that certain stats can have meaning within less sample than others, you also don't seem to follow the notion that no one f***ing knows what Sanchez is going to be, but that doesn't stop us from making an educated guess by using the best knowledge we have, what we can discern from his brief MLB stint (GB%: very good (I think I forget off the top of my head), SwStr: Extremely concerning), his MiLB numbers (horrendous), and the eye test (very good). So, we've got two very good things, the eye test and the GB rate. Problem is, it's unlikely that those two outweigh the SwStr, which is very very very bad in MLB, and pretty meh in MiLB, which is a very important measure, and the rest of his MiLB numbers. TLDR No, we don't know what he'll be, but that isn't any sort of justification for him playing. What we can guess, based off of what has already happened, is that he will not be very good. He could be very good, but our educated guess would be otherwise. Now, I'm going to stop before my jimmies reach full rustle. @oracle gif me missing the forest for the trees