Gdt 06/26 toronto vs texas. 7.07 pm.

[jays4life19]

Nick Martinez ® (suxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)

 

1. Shin-Soo Choo (L) RF (Korean Douche)

2. Ryan Rua ® LF (Douche)

3. Prince Fielder (L) DH ( Fat Douche)

4. Adrian Beltre ® 3B ( Douche)

5. Mitch Moreland (L) 1B ( Douche)

6. Elvis Andrus ® SS ( Expensive Douche)

7. Rougned Odor (L) 2B ( Douche)

8. Leonys Martin (L) CF ( Douche)

9. Robinson Chirinos ® C (Douche)

 

 

Blue Jays

Mark Buehrle (L)

 

1. Jose Reyes (S) SS

2. Josh Donaldson ® 3B

3. Jose Bautista ® RF

4. Edwin Encarnacion ® DH

5. Chris Colabello ® 1B

6. Russell Martin ® C

7. Ezequiel Carrera (L) LF

8. Kevin Pillar ® CF

9. Devon Travis ® 2B

 

 

I personally promise a win today. My homer projection systems say we have a 99.99% to win.

 

Didn't want to have to do the GDT but Bellis10 let us down.

 

Let's go Jays!

[Daniel Labude]

Nick Martinez ® (suxxxxxxxxxxxxxx)

 

1. Shin-Soo Choo (L) RF (Korean Douche)

2. Ryan Rua ® LF (Douche)

3. Prince Fielder (L) DH ( Fat Douche)

4. Adrian Beltre ® 3B ( Douche)

5. Mitch Moreland (L) 1B ( Douche)

6. Elvis Andrus ® SS ( Expensive Douche)

7. Rougned Odor (L) 2B ( Douche)

8. Leonys Martin (L) CF ( Douche)

9. Robinson Chirinos ® C (Douche)

 

 

Blue Jays

Mark Buehrle (L)

 

1. Jose Reyes (S) SS

2. Josh Donaldson ® 3B

3. Jose Bautista ® RF

4. Edwin Encarnacion ® DH

5. Chris Colabello ® 1B

6. Russell Martin ® C

7. Ezequiel Carrera (L) LF

8. Kevin Pillar ® CF

9. Devon Travis ® 2B

 

 

I personally promise a win today. My homer projection systems say we have a 99.99% to win.

 

Didn't want to have to do the GDT but Bellis10 let us down.

 

Let's go Jays!

 

Let's Go Blue Jays!!!!!!!!

 

Lineup looks great

[IronLadle]

That's a good looking lineup

[jays4life19]

My performance has been meh this year, switched up my GDT style to try and get better results.

 

Let's go Jaysssssss!

[Horses Fart]

Welcome back Devon Travis.

[Dylan]

lets go blue jays! must win series!

[Daniel Labude]

Anybody who wants to take over a team in a Keeper league I am in, message me

[TheHurl]

Jays starting lineup

 

Leading off at SS Number 7 Jose Reyes

Batting 2nd and playing third base, Number 20 Bringer of Rain Josh Donaldson

Batting 3rd and playing RF, Number 19 Jose Batista

Your Cleanup Hitter, at DH Edwin Encarnacion...you don't get a number when you DH

Batting 5th and playing the not so hot corner, Number 15 Chris Colabello

Batting 6th and catching, Numero Cinq Cinq, the man who orgasms Maple Syrup Russell Martin

Batting 7th and wearing the Lucha mask, Ezequiel Carrera

Batting 8th and eating bagels, and contemplating why he's still not good enough for his Mom, all while playing Centrefield, number 11 Kevin Pillar

Returning from injury and playing 2B. Don't call me DEE-VON Devon Travis.

 

Pitching tonight and just 21 years removed from his injury woes. Mark Buehrle.

 

Vs

 

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[TheHurl]

I knew I took too much time. Although we are comparing Apples to Rembrandt's here

[jays4life19]

I like this one. Lets keep it.

[jays4life19]

I knew I took too much time. Although we are comparing Apples to Rembrandt's here

 

Delete mine...let's go with yours. I already failed us.

[Daniel Labude]

I knew I took too much time. Although we are comparing Apples to Rembrandt's here

 

Can't your mege the threads?

[jays4life19]

Dammit Hurl. We should have went with yours.

[TheHurl]

threads merged. Best thing was that if the Jays won I'd never do another ever again...if they Jays lost I'd pre-make them for the rest of the season.

[jays4life19]

Hurl/J4l19 GDT. This could be a crazy good combo. We might just be going streaking boys.

[jays4life19]

threads merged. Best thing was that if the Jays won I'd never do another ever again...if they Jays lost I'd pre-make them for the rest of the season.

 

By merging the GDT's you are basically saying you want to marry me. We're in this together for the long haul.

[TheHurl]

By merging the GDT's you are basically saying you want to marry me. We're in this together for the long haul.

 

my first marriage lasted 21 days, and I've dumped the Jays twice. I'm not really a commitment type.

[bronson44]

Eat 'em up Buehrle!

[NorthOf49]

Prince!

[Spanky99]

F U Fatty!

[jays4life19]

my first marriage lasted 21 days, and I've dumped the Jays twice. I'm not really a commitment type.

 

She probably didn't do anal. We can negotiate.

[JFD]

look at that blubber fly!

[guylaroche5]

Game over, we lose

[Daniel Labude]

Need that run back asap....come on offense!!!!

[43211234]

Oh well, a pitch inside off the plate that Prince turned on. Not much you can do about that.

 

Good first inning for Buehrle.

[BigCecil]

 

Big Cecil would be proud of Prince for that one...f***er.

[guylaroche5]

Why do you say that? He's pretty awful.

 

look at dat E OUR EH though

[JohnnyLonghorn]

Let's go Jays cash em in

[guylaroche5]

joey rekt that ball

[bronson44]

Ugh it's Angel Hernandez back there