Hanigan to Rays

[Howard Roark]

Love how this board slobbers alllllll over the Rays' dong every time they make a good move. Montreal's going to be in for a treat when the franchise moves there within the next decade.

[Howard Roark]

I don't know why but I imagine Friedman always sitting under a desk in a very dark office, with a candle reflecting light upon his face and a bottle of lube (fake lube probably; to deceive). And he smiles.

 

Blood IS lube, man.

[Howard Roark]

I'm not the Dogg and I'm being good poster

 

Which is why my thanks to post ratio is higher then you.

 

Couldn't really give a s***, but it's so unbelievably obvious that you are indeed the same disabled, ESL-educated, shut-in perma-virgin formerly known as Dogg. Thing is, you're not even trolling anybody here, you're just an oft-ignored object of pity on here, man. Stop wasting your time, go find some NORP-board and work your "magic" there, because your act grew stale on the old board sometime back in 2010. You want to play it straight on here, fine, but don't for a second allow yourself the pleasure of actually convincing yourself that anybody is being trolled by your act, because that train left the station loooooooong ago.

[Howard Roark]

Funny how you keep accusing people of being virgins

 

Seems to me only a virgin would be obsessed like that. Usually people project the truth onto others

 

Mmmmmmmmhmmmmm. No. Trust me man, if you hit the gym 5 times a week you spend more effort letting girls down easy so they don't cause you problems at work, than you do trying to get laid. Guys that get it understand that girls come to you if you give them a reason to. Only beta morons actually feel that they have to chase women. If you want though, I'll take you out to a strip club sometime, we need to get your dick wet. It'll cost you a couple hundred if you look anything like I imagine you do, but the pity card might get you somewhere. PM me sometime, we'll get that Big V off your shoulders so perhaps you'll have something more to get out of bed for in the morning than failing to troll an internet message board related to baseball.

[GeorgiaPeach]

Who said that? Christ, you're such a dipshit.

 

Silvio and Jason understood where I was going with the comment.

[Howard Roark]

Trust you why would I trust you

 

You're gonna have to, man. Plus, I wanna take your pic so I can post it on here so we can all die laughing at your inept feeble ass. If you agree to meet up and let me take your picture, I swear I'll cover your night for you.

[GeorgiaPeach]

Love how this board slobbers alllllll over the Rays' dong every time they make a good move. Montreal's going to be in for a treat when the franchise moves there within the next decade.

 

What's with the major pro' sports not doing what's best?

[Howard Roark]

I bet not only am I better looking then you I make more money then you and drive a better car then you

 

Hey man, I tried to be nice.......kind of.

 

BTW, that feeling you're feeling? I just trolled the living s*** out of you, man. The butthurt is apparent in you. See? You suck at what you (try) to do. I can teach you, though...........maybe. All you have to do is meet up with me on the Southwest corner of Yonge and Bloor at midnight, and consent to having your picture taken. It's just that easy.

[Howard Roark]

MohYou vs Howard Southwest corner yonge/bloor

 

Ackkkk you f***er you beat me to it. Dagnammit.

[GeorgiaPeach]

You guys should hug it out!!

 

Why would I need to hug anything out? He's the one who took issue with my comment and had no idea what I meant.

[Howard Roark]

What's with the major pro' sports not doing what's best?

 

Your wording is confusing me. Are you saying that the obvious move for MLB would be to locate to a better market in Montreal?

[Howard Roark]

Some of us have work in the morning and have to go to their white collar job

 

Why do you think I go to bed every night before 10:30pm? 6:30am wake-up is a bitch otherwise.

 

And you live on the dole, don't try to pretend otherwise. My taxes pay for your ketchup sandwiches and cigarettes, you show me some respect boy. Without me supporting you you'd starve to death under a bridge, you ungrateful little welfare queen.

[Howard Roark]

Anywho, gotta go to beddy-byes. Everyone, from now on, please monitor the time of dogg's last post every night, so we can all have a good laugh at him as he posts inept, wannabe-troll bait posts at 3am every morning, or alternatively, enjoy it as he is no longer able to post past 10am for fear of blowing his imaginary job cover-story. Over and out.

[Howard Roark]

Youve made a mistake attacking me

 

Just hope you didnt post your real name

 

-rofl-

 

Howard Roark is the protagonist from a novel called "The Fountainhead". Pick up a damn book for once in your life, man. Anyways, have a pleasant evening, and think about my offer to get you laid, because I mean it. I feel sorry for you brother, it's not your fault your mother and the few dozen temporary stepfathers you had throughout your life messed you up to this degree. It's not too late for you. PM me sometime, I'm gonna help you out. 'Night. xoxo

[GeorgiaPeach]

Your wording is confusing me. Are you saying that the obvious move for MLB would be to locate to a better market in Montreal?

 

Most definitely.

[GeorgiaPeach]

I understand that, I was just kidding, seeing as Boxy keeps attacking your comments, I'd figure you guys ball in something, lol.....seeing as it's a Baseball Forum, it will be decided in ball, any suggestions?

 

Remember when he told me how s*** my DDL team was.......that turned out well.

[Howard Roark]

LOL......you're a narcassist, seriously mate, you might need help.

 

 

Nah, I help myself. ;-)

[Howard Roark]

Most definitely.

 

Gotcha. Hopefully Blue Team decides to try buying some votes in Quebec by financing a new downtown ballpark sometime soon. It might even get some of the peasants to forget about Mike Duffy/Nigel Wright etc.