A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Laika]

Ass Dribs to boxcar for a 43 --> 18 milb pick swap

[Boxcar]

Ass Dribs to boxcar for a 43 --> 18 milb pick swap

 

Sidenote, I can't believe he's only 33

[Laika]

Sidenote, I can't believe he's only 33

 

Yeah it feels like he should be about the same age as Zobrist

 

It's insane how he has literally never been bad or seriously hurt and the Rangers got him for 1 / 3.5M

[TheHurl]

This trade is:

 

Pham + Colome

 

for

 

Bader + Sean Murphy + Logan Gilbert + Michael Chavis

 

I've cut two prospects

 

Confirmed although I love the deal for you. I am very big on Gilbert. Nice and easy to deal with you on this one. I expect my entire team to get hurt next week.

[TRM]

Ho-hum, just plugging along here in 1st place and supported as a solid team by the PRs. All this coming from an redistribution draft from a largely weak talent pool.

 

Good to be back.

[Dr. Dinger]

Ho-hum, just plugging along here in 1st place and supported as a solid team by the PRs. All this coming from an redistribution draft from a largely weak talent pool.

 

Good to be back.

 

You accidentally benched Jose Berrios tonight, jerkass.

[TRM]

You accidentally benched Jose Berrios tonight, jerkass.

 

Nah, was giving my crystal ball a whirl.

 

It worked.

[tafkasg]

Nah, was giving my crystal ball a whirl.

 

It worked.

 

I don't believe you.

[Laika]

Ho-hum, just plugging along here in 1st place and supported as a solid team by the PRs. All this coming from an redistribution draft from a largely weak talent pool.

 

Good to be back.

 

You sniped me on both Bellinger and Springer. Now here I am rebuilding already.

[Dr. Dinger]

To Laika: Pohtani, Manaea, Ian Anderson, Cole Winn

To Dinger: Syndergaard, Smoak

[Boxcar]

Pretty nice haul for NJH.

[Laika]

TCA's golden boy Julio Urias arrested for brutally destroying a woman in public with his fists. Probably out of baseball now.

 

Serves TCA right for trying to get Syndergaard AND Rendon for Julio and spare parts.

[Boxcar]

TCA's golden boy Julio Urias arrested for brutally destroying a woman in public with his fists. Probably out of baseball now.

 

Serves TCA right for trying to get Syndergaard AND Rendon for Julio and spare parts.

 

Somehow this doesn't surprise me at all.

 

About TCA being a greedy f***, I mean.

[Dr. Dinger]

What is it with Mexican prodigies and beating up their baby mamas?

[TheHurl]

What is it with Mexican prodigies and beating up their baby mamas?

 

It's what they know. The United Nations has rated Mexico as one of the most violent countries for women in the world

[Spanky99]

To Laika: Pohtani, Manaea, Ian Anderson, Cole Winn

To Dinger: Syndergaard, Smoak

 

[Spanky99]

TCA's golden boy Julio Urias arrested for brutally destroying a woman in public with his fists. Probably out of baseball now.

 

Serves TCA right for trying to get Syndergaard AND Rendon for Julio and spare parts.

 

The way you described this had me think he beat the s*** out of her.

 

We're told a witness called cops claiming Urias was in the parking lot arguing with a female companion and shoved her to the ground.

 

Cops responded and spoke with the woman, who denied anything physical took place ... and insisted it was nothing more than a heated verbal argument.

 

However, sources connected to the situation tell us ... witnesses were adamant they saw Urias push the woman and video from the scene appeared to back up the witness accounts.

[The Cats Ass]

TCA's golden boy Julio Urias arrested for brutally destroying a woman in public with his fists. Probably out of baseball now.

 

Serves TCA right for trying to get Syndergaard AND Rendon for Julio and spare parts.

 

Mazara is spare parts now?

 

And I feel you were undervaluing Urias. He holds the value of a top 3 pitching prospect?

 

And it was just Rendon i was trying to get for Urias plus spare parts

Edited May 14, 2019 by The Cats Ass

[King]

TCA's golden boy Julio Urias arrested for brutally destroying a woman in public with his fists. Probably out of baseball now.

 

Serves TCA right for trying to get Syndergaard AND Rendon for Julio and spare parts.

 

Looks like they cannot protect the golden boy, now.

 

https://highheelsonthefield.typepad.com/all_heels_on_deck/2019/02/dodgers-after-dark-the-sexual-assaults-mlb-never-investigated-a-teams-culture-unexamined.html

[Dr. Dinger]

You sniped me on both Bellinger and Springer. Now here I am rebuilding already.

 

I deeply regret taking Stanton over Bellinger. Crazy how quickly player values can shift sometimes.

[The Cats Ass]

Looks like they cannot protect the golden boy, now.

 

https://highheelsonthefield.typepad.com/all_heels_on_deck/2019/02/dodgers-after-dark-the-sexual-assaults-mlb-never-investigated-a-teams-culture-unexamined.html

 

Maybe they'll move him to a team that'll start him.

[Laika]

Mazara is spare parts now?

 

And I feel you were undervaluing Urias. He holds the value of a top 3 pitching prospect?

 

And it was just Rendon i was trying to get for Urias plus spare parts

 

Well he's starting to seem spare party. Never has he had a 100 wRC+!

 

Hard to value Urias with his current usage, injury history, tendency to beat women, Mexican blood, etc. Lots of red flags.

[Laika]

I have a couple more valuable players to sell this year - Paxton and Keuchel.

 

Given their current DL and NA situations, I'll probably take my time dealing them but you can feel free to make offers now. If something comes in hot I might speed things up.

 

I also have some decent relievers available, guys getting saves.

 

On the lower end, I will look to clear out some players like Cron, Laureano, Marco Gonzales, Avisail Garcia, Pineda, Lucroy, Eric Lauer, via trade. They may help competing rosters based on positional needs. Most of those names are performing decently in some respect.

 

My farm is going to be nearly full at the draft so I'm not necessarily collecting draft picks.

[The Cats Ass]

Hard to value Urias with his current usage, injury history, tendency to beat women, Mexican blood, etc. Lots of red flags.

 

[TheHurl]

I deeply regret taking Stanton over Bellinger. Crazy how quickly player values can shift sometimes.

 

Pretty sure I'd have to take Belinger over Machado too at this point. Although the drop down to the next SS was Adames, Assdribble or Andrelton.

[Boxcar]

Mike Foltyniewicz suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[The Cats Ass]

Mike Foltyniewicz suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

You know who doesn't though?

 

Caleb Smith

[tafkasg]

Holy sweet s***, Chris Sale.

[Fearthedoc]

Still listening to offers on top 10 player Josh Bell.

[TheHurl]

Happy Birthday z3r0s! Enjoy doing whatever the f*** it is that people in Manitoba do to enjoy themselves.