A Very Darrelly Dynasty League

[Spanky99]

True Cards are one week into their return to relevance and already causing meltdowns. This is going to be a great season.

 

I'm enjoying this, especially when I lock up your bet, by beating his s***** ass team, lol. Your Nick Markakis is a cherry on top!

[BTS]

I'm enjoying this, especially when I lock up your bet, by beating his s***** ass team, lol. Your Nick Markakis is a cherry on top!

 

Boxy is losing to P2F. He's going to get destroyed by your team.

[P2F]

I've seen enough from Josh James to know that I want to call him up.

[Spanky99]

I've seen enough from Josh James to know that I want to call him up.

 

I've been thinking along these lines. Dude's like Hader, lol.

Edited April 5, 2019 by Spanky99

[Boxcar]

Boxy is losing to P2F. He's going to get destroyed by your team.

 

Must be nice facing a team that's struggling to pass a .600 OPS. I'm sure every opponent you face this season will be as bad as Spanky.

[Spanky99]

Must be nice facing a team that's struggling to pass a .600 OPS. I'm sure every opponent you face this season will be as bad as Spanky.

 

. I'll still crush your team.

[The Cats Ass]

Also, TCA.... how does TheMinsAss taste?

 

Terrible. Rancid. Worst experience ever. 10/10 would not recommend

[TheHurl]

my decisions on who to start have been stellar as usual. 16 for 39 with 6 HR's on my bench. Even if I got Bader vs. Heyward right half the time I wouldn't need tomorrow.

[Boxcar]

I can't believe I almost came back to tie it with some of the dogshit performances I've gotten this matchup.

 

 

Nice work, Spank. Hopefully your team bends over and spreads em when it's my turn too.

[Spanky99]

I can't believe I almost came back to tie it with some of the dogshit performances I've gotten this matchup.

 

 

Nice work, Spank. Hopefully your team bends over and spreads em when it's my turn too.

 

Wat? A time frame and production is not my fault. Sorry knee gobbler! How'd dat tate!

 

Oh, you made a comeback down 11-3, you picked up two cats, attagirl.

 

How'd my dic-tate?

[Fearthedoc]

I can't believe I almost came back to tie it with some of the dogshit performances I've gotten this matchup.

 

 

Nice work, Spank. Hopefully your team bends over and spreads em when it's my turn too.

 

Only took one week for me to be on top of this division again where I rightfully belong.

[Boxcar]

Wat? A time frame and production is not my fault. Sorry knee gobbler! How'd dat tate!

 

Oh, you made a comeback down 11-3, you picked up two cats, attagirl.

 

How'd my dic-tate?

 

Dunno Spank, not sure you'll be able to ask anyone that this season

[Spanky99]

Dunno Spank, not sure you'll be able to ask anyone that this season

 

We'll see ya dumpster.

[Boxcar]

We'll see ya dumpster.

 

I'm sorry, I'm not the one that almost got skunked by BTS' s***** team

[Spanky99]

I'm sorry, I'm not the one that almost got skunked by BTS' s***** team

 

We'll see bunter?

[Boxcar]

We'll see bunter?

 

We did see. That's what happened.

[Spanky99]

We did see. That's what happened.

 

Between U and I, Punk!

[Fearthedoc]

Nice try TCA.

[The Cats Ass]

Nice try TCA.

 

Later

[Dr. Dinger]

Will Vlad get called up this week? I'm itching to pull the trigger.

[P2F]

I plan to continue with PRs this season.

 

How early is too early to do them? Start them next week?

[Fearthedoc]

I plan to continue with PRs this season.

 

How early is too early to do them? Start them next week?

 

Never too early

[TRM]

Good to be back.

Great to come back with a win.

Priceless to have it against TCA

[z3r0s]

Can Whitley just be called up and be good... I really need this.

 

 

*edit; and Kimbrel can sign any time now...

[The Cats Ass]

Good to be back.

Great to come back with a win.

Priceless to have it against TCA

 

I let you win.

[tafkasg]

Goddamn L54 that was a grueling battle, fun s***.

 

Now surely I have some respite vs... f***!

[TheHurl]

Can Whitley just be called up and be good... I really need this.

 

 

*edit; and Kimbrel can sign any time now...

 

Can't you spot me about 20 game lead before that? I mean think about how much more fun it will be for everyone else if I lose a 20 game lead.

[TheHurl]

I let you win.

 

TCA took one for the league with his "keeping Min around" loss.

[z3r0s]

Can't you spot me about 20 game lead before that? I mean think about how much more fun it will be for everyone else if I lose a 20 game lead.

 

I dunno Hurley old chum... my pitching staff is looking pretty shite to start the year. May not need to be spotting anyone.

[TheHurl]

I dunno Hurley old chum... my pitching staff is looking pretty shite to start the year. May not need to be spotting anyone.

 

but this was a nice subtle way to take a shot at the other Reubenites by stating that they are non-factors on my road to my first post-season.

 

PS. I have a 2 starter staff of Lucchesi and Boyd. I do not actually believe that I'm a sure fire contender, especially since I'm only confident in 2 of my relievers.